They're not painful they're delicious, but you have to love peppermint.

What are the odds that he does it himself?

I'd hate to see him clip his fingernails. He probably wails like a banshee.

I'm from New Orleans, so any food-related burny feeling is pleasure to me.

Clearly, pain is in the nervous system of the beholder.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

I really didn't get the thing about Altoids. I've never had a problem with them. I also think a pebble in your shoe rates at least a 4.

I'm happy that dentists have taken to numbing the area before giving a shot - back in the day, there was no numbing, just a needle jabbed in your mouth.
"Two gin and Frescas"
"Shaken, not ridiculed"

Before we put you down as another anomaly, let's be sure. What do you think of
this
cinnamon red-hot?
http://imgur.com/a/mLf8x
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

Put me down as another anomaly. Altoids and cinnamon red-hots don't bother me a bit, yet any sort of contact between my mouth and a jalapeno is about like a root canal with no Novocaine or even my worst arthritis attack (while my wife can eat cayenne peppers straight and not even need a sip of her drink). On the topic of Novocaine, I'd also put the needle they stick in your gums to deliver it about two steps higher than a normal tooth drilling for a moderate cavity.

Mr. Lemons likes Altoids, too. Based on all of the Altoid-eating success stories in this thread, I'm starting to wonder if I need to be assessed for WNS.
(Weak Nostril Syndrome)
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

I love Altoids! They are indeed super strong and take some getting used to, but if you love peppermint and want fresh breath, not much does the job better than an Altoid.
"Two gin and Frescas"
"Shaken, not ridiculed"

Yes, the smoothness/jaggedness of the pebble would definitely make a difference. I'm not sure Sheldon put enough thought into this. I guess he's gettin' lazy on us ever since Amy turned him into a flamenco-dancing sex beast.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

I would have given a pebble in the shoe higher than a 1, myself. Maybe I'm thinking of a bigger and more jagged pebble than he is.

I'd've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.

Nah, I just had some broccoli and beans for dinner and washed them down with some crabcakes.
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Gracious sakes, Murph! What had you been eating? An onion and mustard ice cream cone?
At the urging of my childhood friend Cheryl Tiegs, I use Tic Tacs.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

Nah, my breath just stank that bad. As Eddie Murphy said in
The Nutty Professor
, my breath stank so bad, people looked forward to my farts.
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Murph! What strong nostrils you have!
I like the word nostrils.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

I've finished entire boxes without blinking.
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I usually associate vomit aftertaste with some sort of relief, but I can't imagine choosing the taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTWJ1_nF_kU#t=8
I big FART

Now Jayne, where would you place earwax jelly beans in all this?
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

Booger jelly beans are better than the vomit flavored ones. ACK!

I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

8-Motorcycle falling on your leg.
You left off the part about "while standing still."

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