SpringheelJack1837 — 6 years ago(May 08, 2019 03:09 AM)

[the lovemaking was passionate and itchy, the room pulsed like undulating shores desperate to lick away every last grain of sand from the beach, except it was vaginas. Afterwards they lay beside each other like travelers exhausted from a day of traveling n' ****]
Dany: Well you certainly know your way around a woman more than any man I've met.
Sansa: I'm a girl
Dany: You certainly are where it counts.
Sansa: In the vagina.
[Confused and ready for war, Dany peeled herself off of the bed like a particularly tough orange skin. What would normally sound like light foot steps on her solid floor now sounded more like a a fish being beat to death against erotic mud]
Sansa: Oh where do you go my darling love pigeon? I cannot bare to have you leave me so soon when I've only just now learned the warmth of your strong womanly body.
Dany: It is a time for war, love will have to wait.
Sansa: The Hound, Tyrion, Arya, Lannister, other characters.
Dany: None warm my heart so well as you, but I must leave for dragon stuff.
[The cold grew with every step Dany took away from Sansa.]
Sansa: Let me put your toothbrush in my mouth. I want to taste it.
[There would be no time, for at that moment CAPTAIN MARVEL exploded into the room like cupids arrow bursting through some poor sap's heart. There she stood, majestic and sexy in all her womanly girlness. With one zip down the front of her shiny hero suit, it was undone and left to fall to her feet. There, naked, sweating, panting. She was ready.]
Captain Marvel: IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' FUCK TIME!
[Dany, so turned on by this, lost the use of her legs. She dragged herself across the floor through the sludge left from the previous lovemaking session, all the way over to the feet of Captain Marvel.]
Dany: Oh sun woman, I was born of fire yet war and politics have made my heart so cold. Teach me to love again.
Sansa: X men dark phoenix and the one before it.
[Their three bodies crashed like cars speeding at an intersection. Fire, blood and other body matter spraying the walls, mixing into indistinguishable colours that would make one think of violent post battle blood vomit with the smell of dark secrets. Magic burned a fire hotter than any other flame Dany had experienced before that night.]
END OF CHAPTER 2