Not until they offer a Groupon, just on principle.

Yes, twice. They werent street walkers though(I wouldnt mess with those). They were classy looking chicks that worked in a brothel.

Yes, I ordered her to stop prostituting herself and to sort her life out.
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I used to be a male prostitute. I didn't take my job to home with me

because they weigh more?
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u should tip at least $10 for prostitutes

I'd eat a pineapple pizza off a Brazilian hooker any god damn day.

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my prostitues come with a pineapple pizza shoved up their asses
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The local pizza joint pimps out hoes, so I just order a pizza and tip them $15 to bring the hooker. It's a solid bizness and I highly appreciate their services to my taste buds.

yes, but i always tip at least $5, every time. that's just gas for the driver from getting from the store to your house and back, tipping less is beep up. plus i've known a lot of prostitute delivery drivers, that job is aggravating and should only be done if you have a hooptie.
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I always took you for a pimp, userrrr.

i dont think id ever order an escort. ive never needed to. maybe when im as old and ugly as rancid ham i wil.

no but ive prostituted girls and been solicited myself.

I order mine to do some very dirty things.things they could never even imagine.until they open up my secret closet.

Ordered her to do what? If i'm paying good money for her services, shouldn't she already know what to do?
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