are you related to patrick?

Don't all religions have them.
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I don’t often but I sometimes attend it with family for certain occasions. I do believe in god but I don’t know if it’s the type of god who would require strict rules like religions do

Do you still attend church.
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No but I want to just to see what it has to say for itself up against 2000 other bibles. The 2000 other religions have bibles or equivalents, don't they?

Most who say they've read it never actually have. This includes most who call themselves Christians.

Most of America is backwards thinking.
No offence to my yanky friends.
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No. I never thought of it as a book that would be read. I remember seeing a statistic once of how many Americans had read it and I was genuinely surprised as I assumed it was just one of those things that are sometimes lying around but no one other than a priest actually does anything with it.

I am a 100% athiest!

it's boring
jestergooning

Any one.
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Which one?
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

I'm hopeful in 200 years from now religion will be forgotten, it retards civilisation.
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How are those type of schools with nuns going today.
I have no idea.
The school I went to has been torn down. The only thing left is the church in my old home town.
Nuns and priests are at an all time low in numbers these days… go figure!
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How are those type of schools with nuns going today.
I remember Piers Morgan saying he was taught by nuns.
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I never asked my parents, but yes…. I have no doubt they paid.
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Was that a school you had to pay to attend.
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No Sunday school.
I went to a catholic grade school. We started the day with Mass. I was taught by nuns.
My family and I went to Mass on Sundays. See
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Did you go to Sunday school, margo.
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I have no expectations.
I do know a couple of things though.
If there is a Heaven there is sure to be a Hell. I'd rather not go there.
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What are you expecting from the afterlife.
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I guess the older you get , you become more use to it.
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Have you read the Bible
Having been raised a Catholic, I have read parts of it.
What did you make of it?
I took comfort…
It was like most storybooks.
Would I like to believe?
As I get closer to the end of my life???
Sure! Why not?
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the old testament is a history. it's based on older stories and genealogies that were later tailored to a group of people.
the teachings of jesus are basically true because they are repackaged Egyptian and eastern philosophy.
paul is a worldly dude who tried to work within/create a worldly system of control, which generally isn't compatible with the teachings of jesus.
like the Ethiopians, i also think many apocryphal texts are valid.