BOOMSHIT — 1 month ago(February 17, 2026 12:04 PM)

NA injuns - 0/10
animals helped create the earth as we know it, but then one of sky woman's offspring had to create animals anyway? makes no sense. sky woman had a second son who apparently gets angry for no reason and causes volcano eruptions. somehow even more retarded than the ***** story.
Chinese - 2/10
pan gu's eyeballs become the sun and the moon, and humans are descendants of his lice and fleas. total ***** retardation.
Maori - 3/10
seems like it could be interesting to read a bit more about, but the overall theme is boring. stuff like "this god cried and that's why rain exists". then they made humans by carving the first woman out of clay. zzzz
Judeo-Christian - 4/10
boring story but at least it's possible if you believe in aliens creating life on earth I guess. creator guy snaps fingers and stuff happens. zzz. bonus points for helping create modern civilization as we know it
Zulu - 5/10
the origin story is boring as hell. everything grew from a magical bean stalk thing that the creator threw at earth from space. it does have some cool stories about magical creatures so it's slightly better than the jew stories. one of them was a snake thing called Mamlambo, which was a creature that drowned people, ate their faces, and sucked out their brains. so it deserves some credit for having cool characters.
Efik - 6/10
humans weren't just created by aliens, they were the aliens. they were also immortal, but not god creators. earth was a magical place that they weren't allowed to go to because the creator didn't want humans to become independent by learning how to survive on earth without the god providing everything for them. they defied the god creator and went there anyway. then, the god punished them by making them mortal and creating illness and other evils. despite the cool sci-fi aspects, ultimately the ending of the story is anticlimactic and boring.
Mayans - 8/10
it's a nice story overall with lots of room for interpretation. can be interpreted as aliens creating life. the makers aren't perfect and made mistakes which gave them a bit more depth than most gods have. monkeys are considered similar to the initial failed attempts to create people which could leave room in the story for evolution. eventually the makers successfully created people out of corn which is obviously a nod to how agriculture allowed humans to become more than rock smashing retards.
The Big Bang - 9/10
I'm a fan of good sci-fi. -1 point for making me feel insignificant.
Greek - 10/10
not much needs said here. subhuman cultures have never been able to compete. even the roman culture were so inferior that, when they tried to conquer the greeks, they ended up being culturally colonized in return. stories of the titans (and their sister wives) were so amazing that people named our solar system after them.
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