The strong always survive The peanut phobics should toughen up and follow your example.

That's what I'm saying! I'm apparently allergic to EVERYTHING but I suck it up and walk it off. Once I stop puking.
"She hasn't even read the books" - Elliot_Alderson

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

No child should be deprived of a granola bar with peanuts. The allergic should just keep their grubby little hands off of them.

Woe betide the bleary eyed parental Prince who in a rush might pack granola bars with peanuts in his kids' lunch one morning (or five morningsno matter.) . That Prince of Amber may receive a stern warning from the school.
To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

True When people fear peanuts, they are doomed one way or another. The Vikings would have abandoned them in the woods as babies.

Or they could have a limbed trapped in the baggage carousel and pulled to their deaths in the bowels of the airport! anything could happen!!
To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

I remember airplane peanuts. I have no idea why kids today are so fragile!!! I didn't know anybody with a peanut allergy.
The genetically inferior weaklings should stay home and and let the rest of us enjoy peanuts.
I mean, even if they survive the flight they will probably be killed by pollen or cat dander when they arrive at their destination.

You are probably too young to remember the days when on airplane flights they would hand out bags of peanuts, which we would all open up, in a closed pressurized not huge cabin, and no one would die, nobody
To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

Nothing that I know of. I've never even had a reaction to poison ivy.

pretty fcking much! So I am sitting there then the whole time in the restaurant barely picking at my burger
(note: not true)
, worried that we were going to kill the kid with birthday cake or other crapmy wife is much smarter or maybe more stubborn so she wasn't worried.
To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

Favorites usually turn out spoiled. If this kid survives (doubtful) he'll be better off for it.
No wonder Jesus quit carpentry. It's so much harder than talking on a donkey.

He's clearly not her favorite. Soooo something my mom would do.
"She hasn't even read the books" - Elliot_Alderson

I actually love the mom's approach of not warning ahead of time or trying to make sure no peanuts were present. Just a
"he might die, fyi, be back at 5:00."
No wonder Jesus quit carpentry. It's so much harder than talking on a donkey.

That peach story is like a sci fiction story.
A week ago the youngest of my brood (he cannot be a Prince; must be a Duke or Earl) had a birthday party at a restaurant. One kid party goer shows up with his mum, she says Buddy here is allergic to peanuts. Here is his epipen". Buddy brightly added "I might die!
Then I turned to my Princess asnd whispered "was the cake made with any nuts?!?!". And she said "I don't think so"
To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

Just pollen and emotions.
I had a friend who became allergic to a bunch of different fruit including peaches when she was in her early 20s. I always felt it was so sad to know what a peach tastes like but never be able to have one again. Worse than being allergic all your life.
No wonder Jesus quit carpentry. It's so much harder than talking on a donkey.

Lucky guy!
To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

I'm not allergic to anything.
I'm entirely sure that you're entirely sure what I'm implying.

It was too easy
To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

You're really shedding your saintly papa persona, huh? I'm diggin it.
"She hasn't even read the books" - Elliot_Alderson

(So many jokes in my head about craving melons.must resist)
To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

Honey dew? Or whatever it's called. It's cantaloupe's less douchey cousin. I'm not a fan of watermelon either but I bought some the other week during a weird period craving. That or I'm actually dying.
"She hasn't even read the books" - Elliot_Alderson

I agree except watermelon. That one with green flesh is especially terrible.

Don't tell my kids it's an easy snack.
To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.