This message has been deleted.

u know who bae

This message has been deleted.

In an ideal world, Gabste.

Confess.

This message has been deleted.

I would with just about any married woman willing to shag me.

This message has been deleted.

I'm single and if i was in a relationship i wouldn't cheat.
"Valley girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins, what you call that? Head over heels?"

Oh no, not my blowjobs-only-on-birthdays mean-to-me-in-public overly dramatic about my receding hairline constantly promising to get back into that pilates class ogre of a shiftless wife.
Do whatever you want with her, just don't expect her to put out at the end of all that, deep-freeze baby go sleep on the couch I have a headache miserable cooze. God I used to love her so muchshe used to be so flexible . . . .
You ever get a crazy bitch in the bedroom? Its one of the most rewarding terrible choices you can make. And they don't all have the added spectacular bonus of looking like you do. If I took you to divorce court with me the judge'd probly give me everything.

Oh, that's a terrible choice. That bitch is crazy. She will kill you and go shopping with your wife. With your monies.
"She hasn't even read the books" - Elliot_Alderson

^ all true
"She hasn't even read the books" - Elliot_Alderson

She's hilarious. And by that, I mean she's a f-cking dimwit.
I'm not joking, btw, she is my sister.
Please discuss.

Dude your sister is trying to get me to break sacred vows.
How many times has she done this in the past?
For Doggs sake how long have you known about these trifling shenanigans??
I blame the system.

Fitz is my sister, dude. F-ck off.
Please discuss.

Fitzy. No angry husband. And she seems like she wouldn't get all attached and go hounding my beautiful yet sexually unsatisfying wife.
Unless she's been
trying
to appear unclingy, to induce me into cheating on my lovely bride.
FITZ YOU FIEND!!

Yes.
"She hasn't even read the books" - Elliot_Alderson

enter into such an evil contract.
You meant the contract itself is inhenrently evil or am i an evil one?
My top 50:
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls038441044/

No one. I don't cheat. Ever. We'd be getting a divorce though because I was clearly too drunk to enter into such an evil contract.
"She hasn't even read the books" - Elliot_Alderson

Assuming that you were married to me, then who would you cheat with?
My top 50:
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls038441044/

I'm not married.
"She hasn't even read the books" - Elliot_Alderson

You of course.
My top 50:
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls038441044/

Am I the infidel, or are they?