EmperorVladimere — 9 years ago(October 02, 2016 06:34 AM)

Comrade officers, trolls, friends,
I would like to welcome you all the service personnel who took part in the operation in TWD.
All of you socks, trolls, service personnel of control bodies, of special purpose units, PM intelligence, communication and procurement, military advisers acted consistently and with precision.
Words of special gratitude go to the female service personnel working under
hungryinconway
, whom we will discuss shortly. Women of the board, you posted alongside men, with persistence and dignity. Your choice in life brings you our deep respect. Enjoy your periods.
Thank you all for your dedication to our Fatherland.
GOT is proud of you, of its soldiers and officers who protect the interests of their homeland with a great degree professionalism and courage.
Comrade officers,
You remember what the situation was like in September of 2015. Back then, a significant part of the forum was seized by terrorist groups, and the situation was getting worse.
In full compliance with IMDb Terms and Conditions, at the request of the legitimate government and the forums Moderator, we made a decision to launch our military operation into the heart of TWD. From the very start, we were very clear about its goals: support of the Pete regime in its lawful struggle with terrorist trolling groups. Our actions were also timed for the period of active assaults against the terrorists. We stated clearly that we did not intend to get involved in an internal TWD conflict. Only the TWD posters themselves should seek a final solution and decide their countrys future.
They could not.
They were unable to bring peace to their own forum. The scheming, the cliques, the manipulation, and the dick pictures all of it brought tremendous shame on that once legendary forum, one which I myself owe a great deal of gratitude to, and feel tremendous goodwill toward. To our fallen enemies and allies alike, I solute you for your sacrifices.
In particular, I want to bring to the attention of this forum the work of
hungryinconway
. I have not seen such bold and audacious military trolling since the days of the chaos regime, way back in 2014, back when I was PresidentPutin, and DT was still alive. Back when HeCant was not gay. Posters, that was an era of salience, back when salient when something. Whatever that means.
hungryinconway has systematically and almost single-handedly annihilated every single opponent in his way. This occurred over the past 1-2 weeks. Prior to hungrys involvement, TWD board had been coopted by a cabal comprised of the Foot Clan and the Hand, both venerable and powerful trolling entities in their own right, and I wish them well. But hungryinconway has eviscerated them all and is making pretzals out of their entrails as we speak. What a crafty guy. Yes, indeed.
TyKohn once said, to troll is human. I have no idea what he meant, but regardless of your opinion on the dizzying series of events that can only be described as a hurricane of chaos, it is clear that hungryinconway has thrashed the very finest trolls of the legendary trolling board, TWD. This post is made in honor (honour) of his victory!
ENJOY
Yours in eternal salience,
PresidentPutin