It requires no explanation.

I do not have Attention Deficit Disor Ooooh! Look at the Bunny!

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My life? Let's see. I'm widely lauded as the world's foremost authority on A Song of Ice and Fire, so much so that George (that's Mr. Martin to you plebs) sometimes calls me up in a panic when he can't meet his 45-word-per-day quota because he can't remember the difference between a zo Loraq and a mo Kandaq.
Aside from that, my life's work is to educate the ignorant fans of "Game of Thrones" that the books are a definitive version of the story. I try to get them to understand, for their own benefit, that they should be reading the books instead of watching this pathetic fan fiction by HBO's Dimbulb and Duffer.
That's why I'm here, in fact. To proselytize on an otherwise lost forum and show people the light of GRRM instead of the darkness of D&D.
I've also got an excellent ponytail.

Yeah that's a beautiful day! Enjoy it, yo
-King_Baratheon

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So you confess.
-King_Baratheon

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Don't believe everything you're told
The Players of The Game are the scum of the earth.

I'm told a 3 year old has the ability to do some damage.

A target, figuratively speaking, yes. I would say it has nothing to do with anything I did, after all what can a three year old do?
The Players of The Game are the scum of the earth.

You got a bulleyes on your chest? What did you do?

I am a life long targeted individual so I can describe it but I am unable to explain it.
The Players of The Game are the scum of the earth.