jeez sounds like Millard
cursed, scarred & forever possessed

He does lol.
You have to wake him up after finding him passed out on the beach lol. Then you have to help him find the missing parts of his communicator. He's always so lost.
This is when he realized it was ****ed

he seems angry like millard too…
cursed, scarred & forever possessed

I didnt think a dumpster diver would be so proud of what they do to put it all over twitter.

I didn't look it up to see if there's a whole story about it but I'm sure they made up some bullshit lie about it to save their stank asses. It's sad.

Yeah, but fish dont really count.
Im kidding btw that is pretty ****ed up, they couldnt just release them into a pond or something? give them to a fair to give away as gifts?

You might not be wrong…
I found this a few months ago

Yes and Pet stores have to euthanize returns because they cant resell them. Trust me Twiz, I have a dick nose, I know what I am talking about.
She killed that little guy, just not direct.

My friend was babysitting mine and her sister's hamster escaped its cage they fought through the bars on the cage and it bit off a bunch of toes! lol it's funny now but not at the time.
My password is password

I had one named Oreo.

Did you ever have a hamster? I did, but can't remember his name.
My password is password

She didn't kill her hamsters! She gave them back to the pet stores.

awww, she killed her hampster so thats a nice morbid joke right dere Twiz
you have been here too long, it has ruined you, soured your very nature. Welcome to the suck……

I bought this little friend and named it Christina ️

Oh my! Lol he could have at least shaved.

Cute shoes. I saw a man at Walmart with hairy legs rocking some mary janes last week lol. I know I'm not supposed to laugh, but it looked so odd.
My password is password

Lol no