120. Henry is a crock pot
121. Lemons look like sun eggs
122. Uda didn't go to college
123. Quarterbacks need to show poise
124. What do you know about life!?!

119. The only way Roman is Googling Ron in 10 years is if he gets very creative in the way he kills himself

118. Marry a crock pot.

117. Ron has an enormous cock.
     I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me

111. Ron hates your hair
112. Tim makes the boss uncomfortable
113. Ron will have one of their Mexicans take out the trash in the morning
114. Taking a racial sensitivity class will teach you that saying Mexican is not racist
115. Tom Hanks would
     love
     Escapade
116. Uncle Fuzzy will give you a tickle if it's your birthday

107. Class president and class clown, that just isn't meant to be.
108. Melinda would not have F'ed Mark had she known that he was married.
109. Womans' glasses are surprisingly popular among overweight mobsters.
110. Hot tubs are best enjoyed naked. The jets feel great on your balls.
     When I'm gone I would like something to be named after me. A psychiatric disorder, for example.

106. Lydia has great flanks

105. The coke was so good back then.

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Hold out for the popular kids lol.
TV:
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LOST:
http://eyemsick.blogspot.com

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103. when you're tripping balls on space cakes you can write some pretty bad ass hard sci-fion toilet paper.

102. Tiger woods is part Thai, thus he comes from a long culinary tradition of exotic soups.

101. The prefered term is Jegros.

99. That Roman just took the master class. Vooooom!
100. Uda, Escapade and Constance are all common girls names
     "I win at cookie?"

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95. If you have a mustache then you're better looking than everyone else under the tent.

84. There's nothing gay about a gay wedding.
    All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.

81. beep models in penthouses is boring.
82. Eyes Wide Shut is REALLY confusing.
83. J Jonah Jameson ended up marrying Alyssa Jones.

77. Roman would rather lecture Cramsey the porn star about the difference between fantasy and hard sci-fi than quite possibly have sex with her by keeping his mouth shut.
78. If Ron follows the motto "Don't stop believing," his dreams will come true.
79. George Takei is allergic to shellfish and when he eats it, his face looks like a giant herpe.
80. Black people in South Central LA are not likely to go to any restaurant with "Cracker" in the title. It might as well be called "Jim Crow Soup 'n Salad."
    Luke this is your father come set the table for dinner.

72. You can't be a beep idiot to run a Soup-R-Crackers
73. Casey isn't the worst and Henry shouldn't be with someone better
74. Constance attracts awful people (b*tchy popular people, Bobbi, etc.)
75. The people who stand by the sign are only to attract your attention. What you do with it is up to you.
76. Uda got laid three weeks ago, has a kid who's quiet, is usually free on Mondays and likes art films.
    Awww sh*t! Is that a pool?
    -sweet dee

Ok, one more:
71. It's your party, you deserve to enjoy it. But how are you going to enjoy the party if you're worried about whether the shrimp cocktail has been sitting out too long, or is there enough ice, or do the guests think the party is lame, or are they stealing stuff, or are they going through the medicine cabinet because they're nosy or because they think they might find something that'll give them a rocking buzz?

65. No risk, no reward.
66. If everything is "magnificent", it pretty much makes everything just "average".
67. It's not lying, it's acting. You just use the true bits and you fake the fake bits. Most actors aren't bright, so it has to be simple.
68. Nobody ever accomplished anything by quitting. What if Ronald Reagan quit?
69. In wine tasting, it's perfectly acceptable to note the wine contains hints of "rocks" and "sticks".
70. It is possible to lose your foot because of pot.

60. It's important to be aware that coffins latch from the outside.
61. Even if you're posing as a famous rockstar, you can't get girls if you ain't got game.
62. When it comes to dirty games with girls, contests are offensive, but comparisons are A-OK.
63. It totally sucks to do X alone.
64. Despite all his boasting, Roman is actually a poor sci-fi writer.
    'Yeah, well, you know that's just like, ah, your opinion man.'