Are you mentally ill on medications?
Norman! What did you put in my tea?

I can’t be assed with this thread anymore

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Tell him the author is a transphobe, he'll forgive you.

Are you sure he didn't say Hull?

Miley and her mom have a very unhealthy codependent relationship. Her mom has Munchausen or something too.
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So what? Go to a different church. She's an adult, not a child.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

She lives with her mum.

Serious question: Why do you keep going back to this church? You are an adult and can make your own decisions, including if you even want to go to church at all. If you do, try a different church.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

I mean, if anyone would know it would be a pastor…
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all religious hi-jackers are fags!

digitalzomby zappa

Your pastor is a fag.
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Ewwwww
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Good grief!
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No, but he did give me some cream afterwards. Told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.

Did he offer you ice cream first?
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Well my pastor told me to pull down my pants so he can check my bum for demons.

Well worth it.

That's one I'll eventually watch one day.
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Yep. I mean, we're still here…

That movie is a great survival guide for keeping mummies from sucking your soul out of your arsehole.

And you obviously have…

You obviously haven't seen Bubba Ho-tep….

You don't need one if someone says "God Bless You" every time you fart. That's adequate protection for bum demons.