Suki_Akbar — 9 years ago(August 11, 2016 12:40 PM)

1. When you walk into a bar and see a bunch of younger kids with tattoos, that means they're drug users/dealers, alcoholics and/or pimps! Don't trust them.
2. A gun in England may be hard to get but possible.
3. It's perfectly normal to carry around a bayonet with you to defend yourself if needed, just in case some street thugs try to mess with you.
4. When you go to purchase a gun somewhere and someone asks you why just say you want to "shoot the pigeons off my rooftop."
5. A drug dealer will always have a hidden marijuana farm in some secret room in his house/apartment.
6. Don't beep with elderly British men who've served in the Royal Marines.
   Save the trees. Wipe your ass with owls!