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Scotty7617 — 16 years ago(January 23, 2010 07:30 PM)

Whenever you're feeling down because you've failed at something in life, a test, a job, a marriage, you need only think of Jay Leno, and remember that failure can be rewarded.
"I know people who floss during meetings. And I hate them."

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^^Here, here!
-Get fired, in Lenos world you get a promotion and raise suddenly
-Get divorced, you get to still have sex with ex anyway and get everything plus alimony and child support (heres the kicker, you dont even have a kid ;))
-Get evicted, nope, not in Lenos universe,instead you get just a bigger place, rent free this time!
Not a bad way to screw up!
Go F|U|C|K yourself Jay Leno!!!

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