Above all else, I hope Jeff Zucker dies tomorrowhe started this mess.
But forum troll-wiseI hope YOU die tomorrow.
It comes in threes

Leno is as healthy as a horse. Once he said his cholesterol is 146 and the guest, forget who it was, thought he was joking but he was serious!!
Leno said his faves a pasta, chicken, and steak so to have a cholesterol lower than most of US is amazing!!
Dana Carvey also joked with Leno about how healthy he is.

Still better than Fallon.

Leno will bequeath that his dead body be permanently plastered onto his desk and
The Tonight Show
will still air with pre-recorded jokes and interview questions.