666: It's true, Liam Neeson has a big schlong - why else would his wife never say "You are NOT putting your daughter and I through this again!", but rather go out and have ice cream with him?
No Guru, No Method, No Teacher.

What I've learn is that spoiled white girls are dumb as beep! Kim is an emotional spoiled little bitch, I swear I was hoping she died in every scene she appeared in.
State champ in martial arts, trained with firearms, I eFF'n dare you!

300. (300 is another movie)
301. When you wife is bleeding to death, let her be and go into the next room, talk a lot and make silly games with empty guns, just like you have to prove a point.
302. Not only (as pointed from another member) sound travels with 1125 m/s in the planet Taken 2, (instead of 340m/s) at the same universe Cellphones have no lag at all.
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xxx. Neeson is the new Norris.
The owls are not what they seem.

1xx. Muslim Albanians have names like Marko and Boris.
1xx. When you get out of the swimming pool your hair will be dry in 2 minutes.
1xx. The ferry takes approx. 30 seconds to cross the river.

Istanbul gates are so well oiled that they can be opened without making any noise at all.

To convert
feet
to
meters
, you simply change the word
feet
to
meters
. For example, sound travels at 1,125 feet per second, making four seconds of travel time indicate 4,500 feet, which is exactly the same distance as 4,500 meters (4.5 kilometers).
I don't dance, tell jokes or wear my pants too tight, but I do know about a thousand songs.

1xx. The checkpoint building at the non-existent US embassy in Istanbul is made of Styrofoam.

15? While using a gun that pierces walls, shoot at the van where your ex-wife was just hauled into, hitting the side door multiple times cause you never know, you just might hit an Albanian instead of your ex.
16? Remember, and this is gospel: you
never ever
watch your prisoner. Especially one that has just killed half the population of Trapoya. Instead you leave him in room by himself with nothing but a plastic twisty between him and the freedom to kill the rest of your comrades.
17? The Most Interesting Man in the World will no longer be doing commercials for Dos Equis now that he has a bath hook imbedded in his brain.
Democracy is the pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. H.L. Mencken

118. Turkish police drives 40 year old cars.
119. Turkish women wear black robes.
120. You can explode grenades in Istanbul - one of the world's largest cosmopolitans - and you will not be surrounded by a few hundreds of special forces. No one will hear you.
121. Istanbul consists of those dark back streets only, it is not the world's 6th most visited location.
122. The US Embassy in Turkey has been moved to Istanbul from Ankara and no one in the world knows about this. Liam Neeson discovers the truth.
123. There are armed US soldiers in the US Embassy of Turkey.
124. Turkish Police are picking apples.
125. The main character, the hero of the action movie can kill an innocent police man and still remain a hero.
126. Several heavily armed US marines can not stop a civilian car.

113. After being kidnapped and sold in to sex slavery a teenager girl would totally distance herself and skip out on her walking murder machine of a father who killed more men than tobacco to get her back.
114. You can be an expert at a) shooting; or b) driving. There is no none of the above.
115. The US military doesn't have a protocol to deal cars that run through embassy checkpoints.
116. If you crash through the checkpoint of a US Embassy, the Marines stop shooting at you the closer you get to the embassy building.
117. Apparently the bad guys' plan was: 1, Kidnap ex-CIA death machine and wife. 2, Leave them unattended. 3, Get REALLY into the big soccer match. 4, ???? 5, PROFIT!

Liam Neeson is a magical man who can do anything so the only thing I can take away from this movie is that one can perfectly pass a driving test

whatever-Use a shoelace at a certain length to represent the scale distance on a map. Then take that length,and tie it 3 or 4 inches up the pen used for drawing the radius,so that the scale is completely inaccurate.

Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit

204. Apparently, the only Albanians that the writers would allow to be shown in this movie series would be Islamic mobsters rather than normal, decent Albanians.
     Welcome to my Nightmare- Freddy Krueger

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200 Liam Neeson can star in stupid movies which don't even contain krakens.
201 If you need a bodyguard in Turkey, order one from Los Angeles, because apparently Europe doesn't have any. But make sure to tell all Albanians about this, so they'll know he will be there.
202 If your actors don't want to do fight scenes, just hire the worst editor and photographer ever, so the audience maybe won't catch up on that.
203 Don't, and I mean it, don't EVER put ANY interesting scene in a movie. Just crash a few cars and you're good.

You can get into a Turkish Taxi, and the GPS system will immediatley switch to Enlgish as with the keypad and you can type US Embassy

#156 - You can go for a jog on the roof tops of Turkey if you can't find a gym.
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bad guys never lock gates or doors

Apparently, they're a family of immortals.

1xx. When a highly skilled and clearly paranoid ex-cIA agent who has enemies pre and post career, is traveling in the nexus of Europe and the Middle East Instead of taking a firearm which he apparently is authorized to carry, he'll just bring a phone on an outing with the two most important women in his life.
1xx.a This also applies after noticing a shadowy looking character talking on the phone with his eyes on you.

Hahahaa
I thought "who's the Bullet-Dodger NOW, Boris"? when the baddies unloaded two clips in a drywall partition and didn't even dent our man.

Bullet Tooth Tony should have used a metal clothes hook to kill Boris the Blade instead of wasting a full magazine from a Desert Eagle .50. Apparently it works much better.

"I've swallowed the Little Book of Calm!!"

cellphones have dial tones