LOL, Agreed!
That is definitely a case of "Too Much Information".

Yuck! Did you really need to let the rest of the world know that the sight of Scarlett Johansson naked gave you a raging hard-on?
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

This is a great movie in every way, and it's a shame that you can't see past your boner.

I prefer the phrase "pop a rod" myself.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

but how do you rent these obscure movies? are they on Netflix? I don't want to have to buy every obscure movie just because I can't rent them. I recommend dagmar's hot pants, inc. it is so good and is the best and most realistic film I've ever seen about an escort.
you know it's funny you mention Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac because I seriously considered if it is actually the best and most perfect sexually gratifying art film of all time but then I came to the conclusion that it is not and that it is not as sexually gratifying as under the skin.
which is weird considering that under the skin doesn't have half as much nudity as nymphomaniac and doesnt' have as much graphic female nudity as nymphomaniac and also it doesnt' have anywhere close to as graphic sex as nymphomaniac.
but even though nymphomaniac has so much more sex and a lot more graphic sex scenes and a lot more nudity and a lot more graphic female nudity it's rawness with it's sexuality and nudity makes you like numb to it's nudity and you don't get as turned on sexually by it as the nudity and sex in under the skin.
as far as how great of a film? nymphomaniac volume 1 is a far better film than under the skin. volume 2 is not as great as under the skin.
nymphomaniac directed by lars von trier is the best film ever made.
I own jes franco's vampyros lesbos. it's a great art film. I heard that every film of his contains one exceptional scene. have you seen this to be true?
man you and your Japanese sex movies. I guess you love them for some reason.

Thanks for the recommendation. I love Jess Franco and have a collection of his movies, but I overlooked "Nymphomaniac" somehow. I'm only familiar with the Lars Von Trier "Nymphomaniac" and that film is just too extreme and dark to really be sexy. But for you I have a serious recommendation; "Star of David" aka "Beautiful Girl Hunter." I think you might find this Japanese film really fascinating..
Fabio Testi is GOD

also, nymphomaniac which was directed by Jesus Franco is uncontrollably sexy and sexually arousing. I mean you almost have to masturbate to it. the women are everywhere and are so freaking hot and so beautiful and they all get naked.
at one point it's like you are not even watching a movie anymore because you get so into the story and the main girl's character and what she is going through, all her sexual escapades and adventures. at one point it becomes a blur of sexual things, images, ideas, actions, girls, sex. I mean man oh man this film is beyond hot and sexually arousing.
the girl nudity really adds up. you end up seeing a different girl nude in just about every single scene.
everything feels so realistic and intimate. and you feel like you are the girl witnessing and experiencing all these sexual experiences. that's how intimate all these sexual experiences that the girl experiences feels.

Yes, this is a sexy film. You should check out the French movie "The Evil Within," re-titled "Baby Blood" for dvd release; it's very much like this, and even more sexually obsessed..
Fabio Testi is GOD

Lol Gotta ditto that! Did you like the movie? Yes/No Why? The acting? The writing? The scenery? Why? But please leave your boner out of it.

No one wants to hear about your fcking boner, you total fcking retard. You will never lose your virginity.
CG gore is the worst thing that has ever happened to the horror genre.