Yeah totally bro; this was like Godard crap, or that butthole Bertolucci. I think she was like an alien or something but I'm not sure because I didn't see a spaceship. She does have a big butt too. Maybe a smaller butt would have made this a good movie. Or at least one car chase. Or maybe if Tarantino directed. That man is God. Screw all this art crap. But Kardashians dude; they totally rule, and I love reality tv. Just be glad it wasn't subtitled because subtitles=crap bro. If they can't speak American than I'm not wasting my time..
Fabio Testi is GOD

Although the movie sucked rather hairy donkey nuts, I find Scarlett to be a natural beauty.
Her body looks amazing and natural and also healthy, those size zero chicks you are obviously into, are mostly sick with no energyand it doesn't look good at all.
A woman with a visible six-pack is underweight by any medical standard, anywhere.
Hate the film all you want, but don't go off being an beep just because she is a healthy woman.

You hated this and compared it, unfavorably, to the Species series. Good lord.
Time wounds all heels.

you say that like it's a bad thing
so many movies, so little time

In my opinion Scarlett has some lumbar lordosis, which tends to make her rear end a bit more prominent than it would be if the curvature of her lower spine were not as prominent. It is a bit unfortunate because it could cause her to experience low back pain as she gets older.
Death tugs at my ear & says: Live; I am coming.

I think she had pretty good body. Natural, yes, not like a porn stars body with obvious implants, but pretty good.

I can't believe I watched the whole thing
I haven't read the replies, but going from the title of your post, you are wrong and very wrong.

WTF???? I haven't seen her ass yet, but from what I can see, she looks like she weighs 98lbs soaking wet. Every dog loves a bone (I guess).
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flabby ass
mole on cheek
sharp knees
2/10 would not bang

"scarlett has a giant ass"
I agree. And she's ugly.
I don't understand why people think she's anywhere near good-looking.
I'm a heterosexual male, btw, in case you wondered.

I quite like SJ's ass, and rest of her body, and I think MANY would agree. Her acting isn't much to look at, though. After 'Lost in translation' I started to watch SJ's movies, and finally, after 'Lucy' I stopped. It's just not there. I was so young back then And this movie is just boring and contrived. Ad-maker, pulling all his tricks, trying to make the jump to big league. Many of the sequences in the movie looked like they were ads (the intro, the black shiny floor scenes, underwater scene etc) and rest was just boring. The scenic shots were somewhat enjoyable but that's not a movie. Even all the nudity can't save this one. And male erections aren't that controversial in this age of endless internet porn - media's not gonna start writing about the movie just because of those

Her ass is spectacular.. and all of her critics would change their tune if she offered to sit on their faces..

You think that Scarlett's ass was big? Have you actually seen Kim Kardashian's ass???

this movie sucks and fails. It's like a Hoover with no electrical cord.
So, it doesn't suck?

CorumJI - why don't you stick to simpler films in future, so you can save the rest of us from your ignorance.
A few points;
If you only watch a film because you've heard it may have one of your favourite (female) Hollywood stars getting naked in it then you're missing the point. I'm sure Scarlett Johansson has turned down plenty of other offers to get naked in films before. As an attractive A-list actress, I'm sure numerous producers would love to make money from an opportunity like that, and she has no doubt turned these roles down.
The reason she has chosen a role such as that in Under The Skin is precisely because it is different from most of the generic films being made, and because it gives her the opportunity to explore something different with an exceptionally well regarded director. An actress like her picks and chooses her roles, she doesn't just do whatever comes along so she can stay busy and get paid a few bucks.
The idea that because she might not have been paid as much on this film as some other films, and therefore didn't bother to lose weight, is completely ridiculous. She took a big gamble taking on a role like this at all, and has made herself very vulnerable by going fully nude in a film, so she has clearly completely committed to this project. Probably more so than to most of her previous roles. She and the director are playing with representations of female sexuality, and what it means to look attractive or otherwise, and what it feels like to be 'alien'. Clearly she and Glazer have decided she should look like a natural, attractive woman who might believably be driving around the highlands of Scotland, even though she is clearly still much classier and more 'alien' than the men she encounters - rather than her looking like an airbrushed Hollywood sexy babe - which is clearly all you are capable of thinking about.
Finally your point about why anyone would allow themselves to be 'seduced' by her. Firstly, as I'm sure you've witnessed yourself, any half-decent looking girl in a club, on a dating site, or even on the bus gets endless attention and approaches from men. So it's hardly a stretch to think that someone who looks like Scarlett Johansson would be able to coax men into her van if she asks them for directions.
Secondly, please do at least a tiny bit of research before writing such nonsense. I didn't even need to theorise as I did above, since this film was shot using hidden cameras in the van. Then men she meets are real, and don't initially realise they are being filmed, or meeting Scarlett Johansson. So clearly her 'seduction' works, because those are real men, who fall for it. Only later - during the simulated sexual encounters in the dark space - were they aware they were being filmed. If you're mature enough to consider it, it's quite an interesting dynamic.
Grow up a bit please, if you want to discuss grown up films

Amazing though it might seem to you, this movie sucks and fails. It's like a Hoover with no electrical cord.
It makes German language films like "The Tin Drum" look utterly rational and sensible.
It's a surreal piece of crud that ranks right up there with Zardoz for its incomprehensible and senselessly pointless non-story, both of which have a fairly major star in it as the only reason ANYONE has given either of them the time of day.
The main difference is, Sean Connery at least looked reasonably buff (though balding) for HIS senseless movie. Scarlett didn't bother. She's easily 20# overweight, and she's short enough that that makes a huge difference.
However, seduction did happen
No, not really. It was more "scripted mesmerism" than it was "seduction":
"Look into her eyes"
"Now follow like a zombie to your doom"
There was nothing seductive about it. No rational individual would have followed her a fraction of where she went. Even a desperately horny male.
If you think these scenes were disjointed I suggest you not watch "Pulp Fiction".
There is a difference between "scenes that have little observable connection or reason" and a non-linear story. While one might not get what was happening in PF immediately, it didn't take too long to Get It. One did not Get It in UtS because there was nothing to Get. It had some interesting and cool photography. Kudos to the cinematographer for that. The director, however, should never be hired to direct a film ever again. Ditto whatever "writer" might have been involved.
This film is not for everyone to enjoy just like people's preference for their favorite color.
This film isn't for
anyone
to enjoy unless they're stupid and clueless enough to have bought into all the BS their film professor fed them wholesale.
There's a reason why most film professors are professors, and not directors, just as there's a reason most literary critics are critics and not writers. They both lack actual talent for anything but making up Absolute Bovine Excreta.
My favorite story in this regard is one told by
Jerry O'Connell
he was cast, when quite young and rather pudgy, by
Rob Reiner
to be a supporting actor in
Stand By Me
. Years later, he attended college and was in a film class where the professor chose to "analyze" Stand By Me, and kept making various observations about the film to the class, particularly what the director was telling the actors, etc., and what he wanted from them in various scenes which O'Connell (by then notably leaner and fairly good looking, nothing like the "fat kid" he played in SxM) was repeatedly and pointedly disagreeing with. Finally, the professor turned on him and demanded how he thought he knew so much more than the professor. He just pointed up at the screen, and identified himself. The professor, of course, had no response. His BS had been called out by someone who literally knew the reality of what the director was asking his actors for, and what the director's motives were, behind at least some of the scenes
Film professors are usually idiots with no clue. Or perhaps more aptly,
Emperors With No Clothes
.
P.S.,
Stand By Me
? VASTLY better film than
Under The Skin
. One of the best coming of age movies ever made. Anyone reading this wants a good film to wash the crud from Under The Skin off their eyes, and is in the mood for a "light coming of age drama", this would be a good choice.

LOLZ.
Snark. It's a language everyone with a brain understands.

Black. I select black. It's the official color of this movie. It's all I wear and all the dudes on my street now know that I'm one of the elite, one who speaks the language of art and cinema, one who understands the beauty of a film where someone drives around Scotland for 2 hours stuffing people into the back of their car. We're the best.

I can understand some disappointment if one did not know what kind of movie they were getting into. However, seduction did happenmaybe not the way most would liked to have seen it. Pretty sure she walked that way because that's how the director told her to. This does not seem to out of the ordinary since she already has a hard time acting normal to begin with. If you think these scenes were disjointed I suggest you not watch "Pulp Fiction". Although you probably have and even liked it. This film is not for everyone to enjoy just like people's preference for their favorite color. It seems it was probably a little to abstract for ya. Takes some critical thinking to enjoy. If you need help picking your favorite color, ask someone.

crusty50, go dig up some skeletons.
Oh, no, probably they would still be too fat for you.

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that ass looked absolutely delicious in every way, shape and form to me!

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Dude, it's a giant ass, and, worse, it was flabby as She looks no better than any 30# overweight hooker in some amateur porn film with all the inserts cut out.
I grasp she's not always as hot as she is in a 50 million dollar film where she's making a million bucks, but, at least, when Haley Berry decided to do a nude scene, she buffed up for it.
Combine this with the pointless and surreal elements of the film, you couldn't have made a more obvious example of "
How do we make a film that's utter and still get people to pay for it?
"