<![CDATA[If they made this into a porno….]]>Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Columbo

WarrenPeace — 1 year ago(June 25, 2024 09:34 PM)

It would be a slouching, wrinkled raincoat wearing cigar smoking slob who suspects his wife is cheating on him.
Then one night he gets the idea to hide in the bedroom closet.
Sure enough another man comes over, they strip and start ****ing.
Instead of getting angry and bursting out of the closet as he should, the slob in there actually likes watching it and even jacks off to it cumming at the same time the man with his wife does.
He does this a couple more times.
Then he gets discovered but instead of joining them he keeps watching and jacking it.
His name?
Cuckumbo.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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I was a money grab and it did what it said on the tin.
A bit of a shame to the whole Columbo thing but It's Los Angeles, fame and murder we're talking Warren
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Strange how they tried to make a spin off instead of just letting it be an only show with just his name, which is how it should have been.
So no surprise to see that Mrs. C failed.
I think the only way it would have worked would have been to have an older, chubby actress play his wife in a small role on the reg. series.
Maybe that could have been accepted by the audience.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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Yeah, Kate Mulgrew was too young (23 again his 56) and even she said it wasn't plausible, but it's work and she's an actress
Columbo never appeared on the show. It was all a gimmick based on his name
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she was also on star trek voyager
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Oh OK.
I had never heard of this before.
I prefer it when he just talked about her and we never saw her.
And she doesn't fit the profile of what his wife should look like.
I imagine someone a bit older, even more avg. looking then that and a bit plump.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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Call me ∑

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LOL
True.
We never saw Columbo's wife.
Cuckumbo's wife though is a hottie!
As she should be in a porn.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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You seen his wife?
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How can I be when I don't have any Amer. Indian in me.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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u are a ****ing indian street ****ter now
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