Will Smith, of course.
Donna/LadyGigi Savige needs to sit her ass down!

What 20 something gay black guy could they get to play a jewish looking older white man tho?

Exactly!
My favorite guest star was Jack Cassidy. He appeared in four episodes, didn't he?
What a killer! He and Peter Falk were so great together.
Johnny Cash in Swan Song gets honorable mention.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

I love how Columbo would string the killers along by asking them one annoying question after another. It's the clever interplay between Columbo and the killers that made the show so special and enjoyable.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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Actually, I enjoy the reveal in the beginning.
The fun part was the way in which Columbo revealed the mistakes that were made!
I loved the way he irritated the ones who assumed they were so clever!
Just One More Thing…
He really was the smartest guy in the room.
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Eat my **** you dirty homosexual ******

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No, just no. Dumb douchebag.

Kevin Hart is the only choice. Anything else is racist

Eat **** you ******.
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No remake you ****head.

No one asked you ******.
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No, just no. Dumb douchebag.

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

My daughter can do that. Freaks me out. Gives a whole new meaning to eye rolling your parents.

How does he do that with his eyes?
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Kevin Pollak. He could play Columbo's long lost son.
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No, just no. Dumb douchebag.

Amber Thunderbottom? Lizzo? Ru Paul? Only one of those could truly do Columbus justice. Whichever ones don't get this part can try out for the remakes of Matchlock and Perry Manson.

Nobody but Peter Falk could play Columbo as well as he did.
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It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

I don't think an updated version of this show would work at all. Nobody but Peter Falk could play Columbo as well as he did.
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I think Mos Def would be a good second choice.
No way you ****head.