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This results in DS going down to Chinatown Bobby
And then they all come here
Well were I still on that forum I would now be commenting on yesterday’s eppy…specifically about the latest Enders love making. I would be telling them all that if I was in charge of Enders scripts…when Jack came downstairs with no top on he should have danced over to Denise chanting ‘nobbly nobbly nob Denise has once again enjoyed my great big nob’ and when Cindy told junior that it is over and ‘no one will ever find out’, he should have then flashed his shark like grin and said ‘won’t they? You don’t get to dictate to me!’ and then danced all around Enders Square singing ‘Cindy and meeee fiddly diddly deeee. What once was two became threeee’ and then gone inside his flat and residents think that is that but NO out he comes with his clothes removed from the waist down for more singing and telling.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I LOVE IT ALL!!!
So all of this results in the Alphas losing their DS accounts again and this time for good?
This results in DS going down to Chinatown Bobby
And then they all come here
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But then she sees a dinghy alleyway with a broken neon sign that buzzes as it indicates "Hello there!" which then binkers to "Hell here!" and sees a tiny, tiny door just big enough for a mouse to get in and bends over and peaks through. She sees all of Filmboards having a barny and throwing pies like in Bugsy Malone and she gasps - that right she literally gasps in an audio manner.
Then a smile glances across her face as she figures out how to get in.
Donna then makes a thread about her and AZN and Miley and all the usual suspects pile on and she is shamed once more. Shamed to her very core. Not wanted by Enders, not wanted by Finger Sleuth and even Filmboards don't want her (Or so she thinks). She reaches into her pocket and takes out her super smashing great phone and hits DELETE.
Fin.
What do you think Bobby?
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I LOVE IT ALL!!!
So all of this results in the Alphas losing their DS accounts again and this time for good?
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Yes yes YES and then Kim is shamed into leaving Enders Square and they’re all chasing her with tomatoes etc…only when she tries to leave by running down one of the paths leading away, it just takes her around a building and then back onto the set PROVING MY POINT that these roads just go round in circles as I saw on YouTube when someone flew a drone over.
But then she sees a dinghy alleyway with a broken neon sign that buzzes as it indicates "Hello there!" which then binkers to "Hell here!" and sees a tiny, tiny door just big enough for a mouse to get in and bends over and peaks through. She sees all of Filmboards having a barny and throwing pies like in Bugsy Malone and she gasps - that right she literally gasps in an audio manner.
Then a smile glances across her face as she figures out how to get in.
Donna then makes a thread about her and AZN and Miley and all the usual suspects pile on and she is shamed once more. Shamed to her very core. Not wanted by Enders, not wanted by Finger Sleuth and even Filmboards don't want her (Or so she thinks). She reaches into her pocket and takes out her super smashing great phone and hits DELETE.
Fin.
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Kim it is Bobby. And we'll make sure that she frequents a forum called 'Fingering Sleuth' (FS for short) so there's no error in the analogy.
We can even leave breadcrumbs all over the Internet like in one of those ARGs so that mentally unsound people can put the pieces together and come up with the beginnings of a roadmap that point to her being on Enders
Yes yes YES and then Kim is shamed into leaving Enders Square and they’re all chasing her with tomatoes etc…only when she tries to leave by running down one of the paths leading away, it just takes her around a building and then back onto the set PROVING MY POINT that these roads just go round in circles as I saw on YouTube when someone flew a drone over.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I LOVE IT!! I don’t want to use Sonia though as there is this obnoxious overbearing character called Kim in the show who claims to be an internet celebrity and an influencer who calls herself (get this) The Kimfluencer. This is a character who I feel is just too glib, doesn’t think very deeply into things, has very little empathy for others and really needs to be brought down a peg or six. Can we use her for the story?
Kim it is Bobby. And we'll make sure that she frequents a forum called 'Fingering Sleuth' (FS for short) so there's no error in the analogy.
We can even leave breadcrumbs all over the Internet like in one of those ARGs so that mentally unsound people can put the pieces together and come up with the beginnings of a roadmap that point to her being on Enders
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We should plant something in the writers minds Bobby, something about an online forum talking about a soap opera and being livid about an element in it. Then we should have Sonja or someone happen upon that forum and get miffed in the same way that they are miffed. Then she can say crazy things about a fictional soap opera on a soap opera and she can gloat when they kicked some poor chap off that they didn't like.
It turns out later that the poor chap hangs himself in the middle of Albert Square because he felt unheard and cast aside. Sonja has to take a long hard look at herself in the mirror and realise that this, now dead, chap was actually an important person who helped try and keep libraries open and worked with people who required personal support and that she, and the rest of the jackals, ripped a loving heart from this universe in their hateful little glee club which will amount to nothing.
Then we can hear the Tardis materialise because, of course, it's a crossover episode and Super Capaldo is here to really ram it home to the dullards who haven't picked up on the subplot
They should make it a Christmas special and, like with the Pastor, they shouldn't put out a suicide prevention number at the beginning
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I LOVE IT!! I don’t want to use Sonia though as there is this obnoxious overbearing character called Kim in the show who claims to be an internet celebrity and an influencer who calls herself (get this) The Kimfluencer. This is a character who I feel is just too glib, doesn’t think very deeply into things, has very little empathy for others and really needs to be brought down a peg or six. Can we use her for the story?
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
You are spot on there and this is why they would pick on the character of Reiss and go on about him with such bizarre hatred for a fictional character who’s only ‘crime’ in Enders up to that point was to be a little eccentric. It was as if they despised anything which deviated from their norm.
Well…now the Enders writers have read their horrid comments and turned Reiss into a murderer thereby confirming their prejudices.
We should plant something in the writers minds Bobby, something about an online forum talking about a soap opera and being livid about an element in it. Then we should have Sonja or someone happen upon that forum and get miffed in the same way that they are miffed. Then she can say crazy things about a fictional soap opera on a soap opera and she can gloat when they kicked some poor chap off that they didn't like.
It turns out later that the poor chap hangs himself in the middle of Albert Square because he felt unheard and cast aside. Sonja has to take a long hard look at herself in the mirror and realise that this, now dead, chap was actually an important person who helped try and keep libraries open and worked with people who required personal support and that she, and the rest of the jackals, ripped a loving heart from this universe in their hateful little glee club which will amount to nothing.
Then we can hear the Tardis materialise because, of course, it's a crossover episode and Super Capaldo is here to really ram it home to the dullards who haven't picked up on the subplot
They should make it a Christmas special and, like with the Pastor, they shouldn't put out a suicide prevention number at the beginning
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These are all valid criticisms which could be contested with reasonable conversation Bobby
I think because perhaps you are so on the mark with your observations people need to cut out your tongue because they cannot have their worldview challenged in a way that they are civilly counter.
As I said, they are bullies with no intelligent way of expressing themselves and so they silence you and justify it as some sort of nuisance correction. They probably pick on black people and homosexual people too. They are more like Trevor than they care to admit
You are spot on there and this is why they would pick on the character of Reiss and go on about him with such bizarre hatred for a fictional character who’s only ‘crime’ in Enders up to that point was to be a little eccentric. It was as if they despised anything which deviated from their norm.
Well…now the Enders writers have read their horrid comments and turned Reiss into a murderer thereby confirming their prejudices.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
No I was very respectful and polite as I always am. I would just want everyone to know what I’ve got to say and then check back to see if anyone wants to chatter some more on it. Then I would want to talk about these things that interested me such as how much love making was going on and how Panto Poppins the show is.
These are all valid criticisms which could be contested with reasonable conversation Bobby
I think because perhaps you are so on the mark with your observations people need to cut out your tongue because they cannot have their worldview challenged in a way that they are civilly counter.
As I said, they are bullies with no intelligent way of expressing themselves and so they silence you and justify it as some sort of nuisance correction. They probably pick on black people and homosexual people too. They are more like Trevor than they care to admit
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As long as you didn't start 30 threads to say that then no Bobby, that is not trolling
In fact that sounds like a passionate fan who is making sure that everyone, that includes those with learning difficulties, gets to understand your message.
As long as you aren't effing and blinding whilst you go about it or try to insult people based on their ideas there really shouldn't be any reason to consider you a troll
It sounds like the moderators there are just bullies
No I was very respectful and polite as I always am. I would just want everyone to know what I’ve got to say and then check back to see if anyone wants to chatter some more on it. Then I would want to talk about these things that interested me such as how much love making was going on and how Panto Poppins the show is.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I just really don’t understand it!!! I wasn’t ‘trolling’, I just wanted to talk about Enders in my own unique way and provide fun and frolics with some GOOD Enders chat! For example if I were still on there now I would be saying how David Wicks was only back a week and he’s managed to get all hearts a tither. I would say that about 30 times in as many threads purely so that everyone would be able to see and not miss out on it. Then I would be checking back later on for responses so that I could see who had seen my message. That’s not being troublesome now is it.
As long as you didn't start 30 threads to say that then no Bobby, that is not trolling
In fact that sounds like a passionate fan who is making sure that everyone, that includes those with learning difficulties, gets to understand your message.
As long as you aren't effing and blinding whilst you go about it or try to insult people based on their ideas there really shouldn't be any reason to consider you a troll
It sounds like the moderators there are just bullies
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That's what I'm saying Bobby. Start up a Twitter and a Reddit and a Facebook thingy and get people to show that you should be able to talk Enders on a board about talking Enders
We need to show people what the Internet is about, not these newbies showing up and taking it over with their 'moderation' and 'values' which are just colonisation is disguise
I just really don’t understand it!!! I wasn’t ‘trolling’, I just wanted to talk about Enders in my own unique way and provide fun and frolics with some GOOD Enders chat! For example if I were still on there now I would be saying how David Wicks was only back a week and he’s managed to get all hearts a tither. I would say that about 30 times in as many threads purely so that everyone would be able to see and not miss out on it. Then I would be checking back later on for responses so that I could see who had seen my message. That’s not being troublesome now is it.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I suppose anything happens for a season (is that the saying?)…if not for being pushed off THAT board I wouldn’t have found my way here reunited with your good self.
That said I’d be pickled tink if I could post there again also. I NEED to talk Enders NEEEEEEEED to.
That's what I'm saying Bobby. Start up a Twitter and a Reddit and a Facebook thingy and get people to show that you should be able to talk Enders on a board about talking Enders
We need to show people what the Internet is about, not these newbies showing up and taking it over with their 'moderation' and 'values' which are just colonisation is disguise
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Probably turns out real trolls bring traffic to the site Bobby.
You're not a troll and are only painted as one by real trolls.
It's the eternal battle of bullies trying to shunt out the little guy who actually will become the champion by the end of the story
Reapply or make a petition to see if you can drum up support to get those sweet coco monkeynuts back on those boards Bobby
I suppose anything happens for a season (is that the saying?)…if not for being pushed off THAT board I wouldn’t have found my way here reunited with your good self.
That said I’d be pickled tink if I could post there again also. I NEED to talk Enders NEEEEEEEED to.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I LOVE that theory, Siggy and I think that you are right.
OK FILMBOARDS AND WHO FANS FROM ELSEWHERE ONLINE AND BEYOND…YOU HEARD WHAT SIGGY SAID SO FIRST BRUSH UP ON THE RANI BY WATCHING ALL OF TIME AND THE RANI AND MARK OF THE RANI AND THEN WATCH DIMENSIONS IN TIME AND YOU ARE THEN UP TO SPEED FOR SEASON 2!!
I’m pissed off by the way. I’ve just had a look on the DS board and the Alpha’s accounts have already been reinstated! So much for a lifetime ban!
mine never has! I suppose it’s not what you know but who you know.
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Probably turns out real trolls bring traffic to the site Bobby.
You're not a troll and are only painted as one by real trolls.
It's the eternal battle of bullies trying to shunt out the little guy who actually will become the champion by the end of the story
Reapply or make a petition to see if you can drum up support to get those sweet coco monkeynuts back on those boards Bobby
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I didn't even know Kat had a son. But surely Big Mo and the rest of the family will see to him. We could get Little Mo back, she could clobber him like she did Trevor
Anyways because I was trying to work out the dimensions of Albert Squaare I watched all of that Children in Need special form 1994 and I came to the conclusion that the Rani is Mrs Flud
See, the Rani gets sent back in time because of her two time dust seeds to GMT in Albert Square back then. Which means, she's been kicking about on Earth for over 30 years just scheming and planning AND it was mentioned in the first episode of the new show and omitted when Rubi Tuesday is being briefed on the goings on of a time lord.
So Mrs Flud is the Rani and she's got some revenging to do (And it fits in with Eastenders too!)
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I LOVE that theory, Siggy and I think that you are right.
OK FILMBOARDS AND WHO FANS FROM ELSEWHERE ONLINE AND BEYOND…YOU HEARD WHAT SIGGY SAID SO FIRST BRUSH UP ON THE RANI BY WATCHING ALL OF TIME AND THE RANI AND MARK OF THE RANI AND THEN WATCH DIMENSIONS IN TIME AND YOU ARE THEN UP TO SPEED FOR SEASON 2!!
I’m pissed off by the way. I’ve just had a look on the DS board and the Alpha’s accounts have already been reinstated! So much for a lifetime ban!
mine never has! I suppose it’s not what you know but who you know.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well David appears to know his way in and out as he comes and goes, so perhaps he could show Enders characters how to escape. I’m worried about Kat Salter getting battered off her vile thug of a son.
I didn't even know Kat had a son. But surely Big Mo and the rest of the family will see to him. We could get Little Mo back, she could clobber him like she did Trevor
Anyways because I was trying to work out the dimensions of Albert Squaare I watched all of that Children in Need special form 1994 and I came to the conclusion that the Rani is Mrs Flud
See, the Rani gets sent back in time because of her two time dust seeds to GMT in Albert Square back then. Which means, she's been kicking about on Earth for over 30 years just scheming and planning AND it was mentioned in the first episode of the new show and omitted when Rubi Tuesday is being briefed on the goings on of a time lord.
So Mrs Flud is the Rani and she's got some revenging to do (And it fits in with Eastenders too!)
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Could Frank have saved Pat from get knocked down by Roy on with Babs coming out of the Vic as it is currently shown Bobby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL_ZgVLVSEc
Or what about when Pat is run over?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voqAEJDI-3c
And don't even get me started about when the various Doctor visited!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQCeMIQpFBc
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Well David appears to know his way in and out as he comes and goes, so perhaps he could show Enders characters how to escape. I’m worried about Kat Salter getting battered off her vile thug of a son.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well it’s a new set now but it’s supposed to be the same size only with new bits added on. It still looks very enclosed though with streets that are supposed to lead out of it actually going in a circle and leading back to the Square. I mentioned this to the DS bunch and they damblasted me for it.
Could Frank have saved Pat from get knocked down by Roy on with Babs coming out of the Vic as it is currently shown Bobby?
Or what about when Pat is run over?
And don't even get me started about when the various Doctor visited!!!
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Some lusty alien artefact or plant maybe Bobby?
I mean the square has no big fence around it, the benches are all painted and I saw Bianja wear some sort of vest for a charity or summit and she fell in some bin bags out on the street.
That's lots of behaviour I wouldn't associate with Albert Square.
AND the Queen Vic is much closer to the park now, and the marketplace. It's as if that whole world is shirking…
Well it’s a new set now but it’s supposed to be the same size only with new bits added on. It still looks very enclosed though with streets that are supposed to lead out of it actually going in a circle and leading back to the Square. I mentioned this to the DS bunch and they damblasted me for it.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well that explains that part of things but how do we explain the level of love making which occurs on the Square. Whilst always plentiful it has increased!
Some lusty alien artefact or plant maybe Bobby?
I mean the square has no big fence around it, the benches are all painted and I saw Bianja wear some sort of vest for a charity or summit and she fell in some bin bags out on the street.
That's lots of behaviour I wouldn't associate with Albert Square.
AND the Queen Vic is much closer to the park now, and the marketplace. It's as if that whole world is shirking…
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There was a theory going around that The Doctor knew that they were in a fiction Bobby
And well with The Doctor having visited Albert Square so many times over the years maybe he (Or she) has taken Cindy and others away on trips and then wiped their minds
That might be part of the calamity of why everyone on Enders is a little bit weird these days
Well that explains that part of things but how do we explain the level of love making which occurs on the Square. Whilst always plentiful it has increased!
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well that is a shame as you were such firm friends.
You know…Lofty doing that wouldn’t be TOO out there for two reasons. One is that the character of Lofty has shown up again twice in more recent years and two, some of the Enders characters such as Cindy appear to be aware that they are in a soap opera, judging from the way they act.
There was a theory going around that The Doctor knew that they were in a fiction Bobby
And well with The Doctor having visited Albert Square so many times over the years maybe he (Or she) has taken Cindy and others away on trips and then wiped their minds
That might be part of the calamity of why everyone on Enders is a little bit weird these days
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