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Every time I try and kill a cougar with my knife around the wreck of the serendipity, I manage to wound it but when I go for the kill, it runs into the water and drowns.

I rode up to a campfire sat down and starting listening. After I got tired of that I got up and got back on my horse. When I did they stood up and started shooting at me. I was about to die so I drew my pistol and dead eyed to kill all three. My honor went down so I wondered what went wrong. Not far down the road I killed something so I dismounted to skin it. After I got done I whistled and MY horse came running from another direction. Turns out I accidentally stole their horse and killed them all for trying to stop me.

I took a bounty for someone up at Nekoti Rock. If you haven't been there it's a really steep, icy hill with the outlaw camp at the top.
I ride up there and stand at the bottom of the last incline before their camp and shoot one of them. Then the rest of them start coming and I start shooting them each at the top of the hill and they all start sliding straight down and over the cliff.
After that with their leader still at the top I charge up there and tie him up. My horse is still halfway down the hill so I have to carry him down. About halfway down more of the gang shows up so I take cover behind a rock and put my hostage down to start shooting at them. Well sure enough, the hogtied outlaw starts sliding down the incline and right over the cliff!
It's pretty funny to see a good 9 or 10 of those outlaws sliding down that incline. I'd only shoot them once so they were just injured, but they couldn't stop from sliding right over the cliff.

Was playing poker in Mexico and someone at the table began farting. Very subtle at first with a squeaker, but eventually just lets 'em rip wide open.