Whew, that Jack Marston is out of control!
I suppose watching
your father gunned down
will do that to you.

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Always when i hogtie someone i put the victim on a horse and i keep riding till i find a rattlesnake then i drop the victim near the rattlesnake that never gets boring

Every time I duel with someone instead of killing them I disarm them, tie them up and set them on fire (I wish there was a teabag or piss on option so I could show how much I really own them). I lose honor every time too, which sucks because you're allowed to kill them just not that way. I always win it back so it's not like it really matters.

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you guys are depressing me. not by how messed up what you guys did was but by how tame most of the things you think are messed up are. your making me feel like a sociopath.
eg only 2 people have mentioned trying to kill abigail and jack, and the truth is the second time i played the game through when i got upto the last mission i decided i didnt wasnt to turn into jack so i killed my family and ran away.
at night i snuck into jacks bedroom crouched down next to his bed and slit his throat, waited for it to restart(it kills you as well) then slit abigails throat as she lay sleeping.
meeting edgar rosses wife i literally beat her off her porch.
i got the info out of her and punched her untill she fell over the railing r whatever then dragged her down to the lake and kicked her into the water to drown
i spent a little while kidnapping women and taking them to the stone circle in mescaerm the place on the top of the hill between armidillo and macfarlanes ranch put them tied up in the middle of the circle and slit there throats.
when a dude came to me saying his wife was gonna be hung i followed him shot him in the back of the head then killed the bandits and watched the woman hang then after she died i used her swinging body as a punch bag (its actually quite good for it)
when someone offerd me a duel id agree then shoot them in the back
if a dude attacked a whore id stand and watch him stab her then push him out the way to loot the body
i made it a habit to always leave one enemy alive and tie them up and ride around with them on the back of my horse untill i found some inventive way of killing them.
i once killed a posse who were after me tieing up the last guy just before a police dog got to me i shot the dog before it ran away and then carried the dude over to the dog put him down next to it and made him watch me skin his pet less than a foot in front of him before slitting his throat

I lassoed the last bigfoot and pulled him behind my horse then killed him

I find this to be impossible. Anyway, I hogtied 5 women, set them down in a row, and all slit their throats, then threw a fire bottle on them.
Gaze not too long into the abyss, lest the abyss turn its gaze upon you

In Undead Nightmare, I lossoed a zombie and pulled it up and into fort mercer.. Everyone died
When it comes to girls, it's the opposite of beer, I pick quality over quantity

In multiplayer I threw fire bottles at cows.
Who's Bad?

In multiplayer I went to the Hunting Ground with the bobcats in Mexico for the first time. Before this I didn't have much experience with bobcats, so I didn't know what to expect. A pack of them attacked and killed my horse, which made me fall on the ground and then 3 or 4 bobcats ripped me apart in the bushes.
(Spoiler, but not for RDR)
Sort of reminded me of what happened to Eddie Carr in The Lost World novel with the raptors

i tried to blow uncle up hahahaha i love beep with him(:

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Haha! I wish I had done that!
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Jesus, that's really super
How'd a
nitwit
like you get so tasteful?

today i hogtied ross's wife and threw her in a lake then i shot her in the back (that was pretty sick)!

"A bear followed me into Blackwater, killing literaly everyone."
Hahahaha that made my day! Something like that happened to me. A cougar followed me into Armadillo, and killed half the population before a dude's horse finally ran it over! The cougar even went inside the saloon and killed some hookers! It was beep histarical!!!
hahahahha that sounds hilarious. both
but the hooker killing couger get's the top spot
and a COKE.i'm sorted

Small Undead Nightmare Spoiler
Many of these are quite good, and I've done a lot of elaborate, twisted stuff. The only thing that made me hesitate and feel guilty, however, was setting the last Sasquatch on fire after his little speech about leaving him alone. He started running away, so I finished him with some pistol shots to the legs. He shouldn't have ate those babies.

Try throwing a fire bottle onto the bed while Abigail is sleeping. pretty funny, and pretty messed up.
Norfolk!?! Why would I want to go to Norfolk?!?

I was going after a bounty in norther Tall Trees, and when I found him, I disabled his legs before I ran out of ammo. But before I could reload in time, a bear mauled him and pushed him into the river.
In Undead Nightmare, I went on a mass killing spree in which I would go to every town in New Austin and kill the survivers. (Each town only has about 5 to 25 survivers in it.) I killed everyone in America, and attempted to kill everyone in Mexico. But the guards in El Presidio saw me and chased me all around Mexico until I was eventually shot to death.
Whenever a guy will ride by on his horse, I go into "Dead Eye" mode. But I dont shoot the guyI shoot the horse. This always results with
the rider flying 20 feet in front of him. Once, some guy faceplanted into a cactus.
I once hogtied a wolf and dropped it off at a cougar hotspot. It was a damn epic fight, with one wolf vs about 3 cougars. The wolf killed one cougar before the other 2 killed it.
Armed and Dangerous
~Tremors~
http://www.tremors3movie.com/

"Some hooker asked me if I wanted to bang her, but when I said no, I shot her with the blunderbuss and she exploded!" - How?.. The blunderbuss is an Undead Nightmare weapon and the exploding effect is only obtained when shooting the undead.. Plus I don't recall meeting any hookers in Undead Nightmare, let alone anyone who wanted to bang John.. Only in RDR..
Sorry for shooting you down, dude.. But I gotta call it like I see it or like I read it..
Perhaps the hooker was on the side of the road and asked you for help and then became undead and attacked you..
When it comes to girls, it's the opposite of beer, I pick quality over quantity

Lassooed a nun in Las Hermanas, dragged her into the desert, hogtied her and shot her 22 times using Deadeye with the Evans Repeater.

"A bear followed me into Blackwater, killing literaly everyone."
Hahahaha that made my day! Something like that happened to me. A cougar followed me into Armadillo, and killed half the population before a dude's horse finally ran it over! The cougar even went inside the saloon and killed some hookers! It was beep histarical!!!
I once tomahawked some dude right in the nuts. Instant death. Seriously, he died instantly.
I put some dynamite in El Presidio and when it exploded, some dude flew up in the air, out of the city's walls, and off a 400 foot deep cliff! And when I looked down, he was still alive!
Some hooker asked me if I wanted to bang her, but when I said no, I shot her with the blunderbuss and she exploded!
I was going after a bounty in norther Tall Trees, and when I found him, I disabled his legs before I ran out of ammo. But before I could reload in time, a bear mauled him and pushed him a river.
I shot down a bird and the bird corpse flew straight into a cowpoke's head. Instant death.
I have El Sonoma del Torra de Fiero Syndrome. Be happy you don't.
Trust me.

A bear followed me into Blackwater, killing literaly everyone.
Why is it so easy for children to break into The Pentagon?