There once was a poster named Pete.
Whose trolling skills were quite elite.
Jfitz, Daz, and J. Neil
Got all in their feels
When he doled out a dose of defeat.

OMG, BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was the size of a bucket
He stuck his great pole,
Through a glory hole
And Rob sprinted over to suck it.

theres a vid somewhere
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in this cave
You have to admit he was a bit of a ****
But think of the money he saved
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Okay…your people didn't want the oxtail. You threw it to the Caribbean slaves to eat.
Why you trying to take it back because you saw that we made it delicious? Go back to eating hot dogs.

It's those damn people from Jamaica and Trinidad. After their oxtail became a delicacy, everyone wants some. Whenever I buy oxtail, there's some West Indians in there, buying 5 kilos at a time.

Why are people obsessed with oxtail now? Because of people like you acting like oxtail is a delicatessen,the price of oxtail sky rocketed.

100th post! You get to cook me collard greens with oxtail.

Prayer didn't work that way. Also I am agreeing with you. Duh Bentley!!

Too late. I said it first.

He's such a boring arsehole.
My password is password.

No afterlife if it’s with Donna!”
Thank the lord cuz I don't wanna be with you either. Bye-bye

Wait what? You getting divorced?? Hot diggity dawg!!