Norman! Why did you piss in my tea?

The kings of Europe again. I don’t think this topic went the way you expected, mate
https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2021/may/29/manchester-city-v-chelsea-champions-league-final-live
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Man up, mate. You made a **** of it.
We’re in the champions league final next weekend and Tuchel is currently the best manager in the world.
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I don't know who keeps replying to me on this thread. Is it Sophie or Female Sophie (Orson)?.

Oh dear, Snow
!
Tuchel smashed Guardiola again.
The best manager in the world
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9553999/amp/Manchester-City-vs-Chelsea-Premier-League-2020-21-Live-Result.html
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No, I’m a normal human being explaining to you that it’s not normal to date someone 50 years younger than you.
You are dating a pervert.
Now be gone, darling.
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He's a rude, insulting asshole
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Ho Ho Ho

Snow’s a little bitter just now. He called me out on Tuchel and I’ve schooled him.
Let him cool off.
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He is just very entertaining
Ho Ho Ho

Lol what did he say

Orson my friend You're truly one of the people that I look forward to seeing come on here during the weekends.
Ho Ho Ho

This didn't age well and it's only been a day. How embarrassing.
I’ll just leave this here. How embarrassing for you!
On the brink of being Kings of Europe
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/may/06/from-broken-to-brilliant-chelsea-have-been-transformed-by-thomas-tuchel
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How many clean sheets is that now?
14 clean sheets from 19 games. Another record.
Greetings. I arrived on Planet Earth from Planet Zambodia 333 years ago to rule Bongoland, as Prince of the Mongos

Just smashed city so we’re now FA Cup finalists too, along with the CL last 4.
Christ, Tuchel is incredible. What a turnaround.
How many clean sheets is that now?
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As you were playing Granada this week we were qualifying for the last 4 of the CL.
Levels.
PS - I note we’re now second favourites
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Wow. I'm convinced.

https://www.oddschecker.com/football/champions-league/winner
https://www.football.london/chelsea-fc/transfer-news/erling-haaland-transfer-chelsea-talks-20307870.amp
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I feel sorry for you that you actually believe this retardation.

It’s the first blemish on an otherwise faultless start.
We’re currently third favourites to win the CL this season, so we have a lot more to play for than you do.
Add Haaland into this Chelsea team next season, and we will be on fire.
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This didn't age well and it's only been a day. How embarrassing.

As I was saying:
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Indeed, Tuchel is truly something to behold.
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Jesus Christ