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CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 12:33 AM)

"Spring might not be coming soon, but I will be…if you'll go out with me."
"I want you to ground your hog in my hole."
"Wanna see what caused the huge shadow that the groundhog saw?"
"I want to burrow deep into your hole like a groundhog."
"I predict six more inches of wiener. Sorry, I meant six more weeks of wiener. Sorry, I meant six more weeks of winter."
Any others? Groundhogs are also known as woodchucks, so maybe there's something there. And "Gobbler's Knob" is where Punxsutawney Phil lives.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/topic/251993/groundhog-day-pickup-linesRSS for NodeWed, 13 May 2026 13:54:30 GMTWed, 06 May 2026 07:09:00 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:10:02 GMT]]>Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:25 AM)

Yeah, might as well.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129074https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129074Wed, 06 May 2026 07:10:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:10:00 GMT]]>CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:19 AM)

And alert the authorities?

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129073https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129073Wed, 06 May 2026 07:10:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:59 GMT]]>Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:14 AM)

My advice is to run as fast as you can.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129072https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129072Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:58 GMT]]>CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:10 AM)

What should I do if it turns out he really has a groundhog in his pants?

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129071https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129071Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:57 GMT]]>Woodyanders — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 01:19 PM)

Here's one the ladies can use to pick up a guy:
"Is that a groundhog in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129070https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129070Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:55 GMT]]>LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

Missed the haiku

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129069https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129069Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:54 GMT]]>dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

Homophobe!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129068https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129068Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:53 GMT]]>LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

BatWOMAN

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129067https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129067Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:52 GMT]]>dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

The thought of Commissioner Gordon penetrating a spreadeagled and scarlet Batman is strangely alluring!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129066https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129066Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:51 GMT]]>LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:59 AM)

That's better than a bat signal!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129065https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129065Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:49 GMT]]>CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:59 AM)

Yes, X marks the spot
Lion's body should land there
But not the balloon

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129064https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129064Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:48 GMT]]>dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:57 AM)

Crystal is the x
Lion aims his balloon well
Pneumatic bliss there!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129063https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129063Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:47 GMT]]>CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:51 AM)

I'll form the X myself. I'll paint my body red and then lie on the ground spreadeagled.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129062https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129062Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:45 GMT]]>LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:48 AM)

Paint a big x on the ground so I know where to land my balloon mon cherie!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129061https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129061Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:44 GMT]]>CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:08 AM)

Isn't that what we've been doing this whole time?
Hi, Penny!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129060https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129060Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:43 GMT]]>dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:07 AM)

Penny! What timing!
Now we can waste lots of time
Thinking up nonsense!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129059https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129059Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:42 GMT]]>Penny — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

Documentary
On Ursula K. LeGuin
I am watching now

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129058https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129058Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:40 GMT]]>CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:08 AM)

That's me!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129057https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129057Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:39 GMT]]>dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:04 AM)

Only vulgar Yanks say "pome."

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129056https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129056Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:38 GMT]]>CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

It was 7 to me. I don't pronounce poem as "po-em."

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129055https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129055Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:36 GMT]]>dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:58 AM)

Yep, you had 8 syllables in line 2. Sex has deranged your poetic sensibilities!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129054https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129054Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:35 GMT]]>CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:55 AM)

I can't remember
How to write a haiku poem
It's been a long time

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129053https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129053Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:34 GMT]]>dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:52 AM)

It's always the time
Haiku never palls on us
Except when it does
somehow this sounds like a Rob haiku

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129052https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2129052Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Groundhog Day pickup lines on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:09:33 GMT]]>CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:50 AM)

Is it already haiku o'clock?

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