Dude, great trolls don't have to tell us they're great trolls. You sound like Orson.
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You gotsta
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They're not mutually exclusive. And I'm a superb schoolteacher.

You're a school teacher.
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Daughter of Eve, you speak with wisdom far beyond your years. Do you come from the land of War Drobe?

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No, it was a gamble. I was sure nobody would hear it. Glad you liked it, though. A friend on TWD board used to ask me to send her vocaroos so she could get off before going to sleep.

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You actually heard that?!?! It was up for all of 15 seconds, and then for 30 seconds. I was sure nobody would catch it.
Donne died centuries ago, alas.

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I'm fairly sure you've never heard my voice, sweetie.

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He certainly does.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

It seems to have become a cherished tradition for TWD or GoT trolls to come here and harass the soapboxers. It reminds me of bear-baiting in Elizabethan times. I wonder if nimda approves of it.

No oily fish, low purines

so no herring, got it. DELICIOUS!

I can't eat certain fish, last night I had special fried rice which had prawns. Luckily I slept the effects of the shell fish off. I have to half the protein, today I had a bowl of porridge. I'm steaming handful of squash, brussels with potatoes to go with a chop for lunch, later I'll have 2 rounds of toast, 2 eggs scrambled and hopefully with half a can of beans.
I have to take penicillin 4 times a day, to get rid of my false gout until monday.
Hope that clears that up.

Scooter/Shooter is still around, all gouty and frying up a big plate of onions, peanut butter, herring and radishes.
He's another of our MENSA people.

Yes, I've heard about the famous Itty. Apparently he still dreams of you. Eyeless in Gaza, at the Mill with slaves…

I have managed to induce tremendous meltdowns in four different posters in just two days. Donna and Anna both offered to rape or kill me, Kirk has threatened violence, and Orson has just threatened to kill me. Plus I think I've demoralized Gameboy and MMC2, and Monicah claims she wants to seduce me. What's left? Can I get Lara Croft to do an ass-kissing thread for me?
You should have been here a couple years ago during filmboards golden era of meltdowns. What you just described would have barely made a breakfast appetizer in those days. RIP Itty's soul. I won't even mention the other losers who melted like cheap chinese plastic back then. Itty was really the only target that meant anything to me, I targeted him since day one and never let up. Anyone else was just a cheap laugh until the next time I could torment him again, even though it was unnecessary since I already entered his empty head through his cold dead eye socket and took up permanent residency. Lot's of room for activities in that big pumpkin head.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

I usually pull back if someone is close to genuinely melting down. I got quite irritated about the racism thing, so i went much more all-out then I usually would. Normally I just fool around quite harmlessly.
Yeah I got you to meltdown twice. Once when you were jealous of me and moviemamcin2 hooking up and then about BLM. Oh yeah and the 3rd time was about gun control.

You don't get it. My friends (even on message boards) have been my friends for years. People I decide are idiots are fair game. Trolls don't want to be my friend, anyway. They're a ruthless lot, and they just admire my trolling skills, as long as I have them. You're rolling these three distinct groups into one big boring mass, and arguing that I'm a sociopath because I'm not nice to idiots. Capisce?

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You're not into nuanced thinking at all.