I'm hoping you mean Russell and Anna???? I don't know which of us is more appalled at your shipping, you dastardly woman!

Holy ****! The banter in this thread alone is 9 to 10 odds they'll bang within the next 8 days.
Anna will be ovulating. This is ideal, y'all

It’s good to know that Anna and I agree with each other about you. Is that what you’re trying to show there? Lol.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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We both see him as being the equivalent to scum that’s beneath us. Why is that so hard for him to grasp? Lol.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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For anyone who wants to see a truly original and vigorous thinker in action!
Anna: He is something I wipe off the bottom of my shoe.
Russell (five minutes later, like a lobotomized parrot): Anna wouldn’t want anything to do with someone who is the equivalent being scum underneath her very own shoes anyhow.
Notice how Russell has vastly improved on Anna's prose by leaving out a preposition and adding "very own" (to make it clear that somehow getting something on her own shoes is more worrying than getting it on a borrowed pair -perhaps on someone else's feet?)

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He’s desperate to get at us, lol.
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Thanks! You are as well. I don’t think you have much to worry about when it comes to Bentley, since he strikes me as being the type of man who would be too busy checking himself out in the mirror to notice your beauty. He strikes me as a narcissist.
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I doubt that Bentley could handle Anna, even in his wettest dreams. Anna wouldn’t want anything to do with someone who is the equivalent being scum underneath her very own shoes anyhow.
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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

You can have your wing man Thirsty regale her with tales of your massive dong over wine and rabbit fillets.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

I'm sure she'd like to boil my bunnies. That was a hare-raising
double-entendre
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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Boiled bunny is a delicacy in some countries.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Okay. i thought she'd be like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. She's been threatening to beat me up for the last two hours.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Well maybe I should have reworded that but I meant she’ll be filing them for you guys to stay 50 feet away, guaranteeing no COVID , semen or crazy transmission per Dr Fauci.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

I had no idea she was so dangerous! Restraining orders!

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

And FYI as a PSA to guys, not every woman likes big dicks. Size is really a nuanced preference among women.
I don’t think any of the guys here have anything to offer Anna besides future restraining orders and attorney fees.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

I mean, seriously. If the Kool Aid guy doesn't know these things, who does?
All that's left to do is to think of their couplehood name.
Benna? Anntley? The possibilities are about 6 or 7 shipped nicks.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Yeah we’re supposed to trust the kool aide man as a source
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"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

You're too late! It's meant to be, and I won't rest until you two have at least one set of twins together.