This is the pub I go to before games. It's ****en mental
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My favourite Chelsea song:
We'll just call you Dave
We'll just call you Dave
Azpilicueta we'll just call you Dave
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Ffs now all the Chelsea fans are gonna get gassed and forget they're ****in ****.

GOAL
But Will-i-an,
He saw the light,
He got the call from Abramovic,
And off he went to Stamford Bridge,
And he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham,
He hates Tottenham and he hates Tottenham…
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Go, Brits!
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

water break
Fag time!
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Super Frank won the EPL, the Champions League, countless other trophies and he scored 200 against the pikeys!
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Then you're truly ****ed. Frank's being proven a fraud!

Tammy just came on
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City are basically banned from the CL next season so everyone is going to have a happy ending regardless.
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The 5 subs and water breaks will be for this season only as far as I know.
I'll take a draw but I'd be happier with a loss. Our only difficult game left is against Leicester. You guys have like 5 hard games. You're finished!

Fuck yes my niggar

Sterling off the post. Oh my days
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^ he scored
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City have been as honking as their shirt…
Mathematically we can still catch them
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What do you make of the 5 subs and water breaks? This better not be a permanent fixture.
Also, as I type this De Bruyne is lining up on a freekick
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Don't get too happy you're only half way through the game. I didn't even watch the first half. Went to go get some food and ended up going to a mates house instead. Just got home and I can't be ****ed to watch it.

Yeah they ****ed up but the black is worse. Arsenal has a nice kit ngl but they're ****ing ****.

It's their third kit:
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The black one with the pink and yellow sleeves? Yeah it's ****ing revolting.

City's away kit is minging
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Pulisic has 8 goals now and only 21 years only.
The new Eden
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