This is very cryptic!

Kitty️

All the single satanist all the single satanists!
Jesus Christ is Lord ️

"occult"
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Very nice! officially labelled disturber of the peace! Bentley never arrives too early or too late but precisely when he wants to! I am now Bentalf. Or Gandley. I arrive with a wicked gleam in my androgynous eye and set off fireworks for the kids while hardworking wives give their amused husbands the stink eye for surreptitiously enjoying my nonsense…

I haven’t read the books, either. And now I know you are not my friend Matthew because he read them all when he was 8 years old!
Here is a 4 minute clip of Gandalf arriving in the shire. Watch it through!

LOTR references are wasted on me. I might get into the movies one of these days, though. I
really
like Ian McKellen.

Kinda like when Gandalf shows up in the Shire

Your threads generate most of the excitement! When you are gone, the board definitely has a something is missing feel to it. And then you post, and everyone’s like “Bentley is here! Bentley is here!”

Yes, it's a nice way of describing me. Morris thinks I'm a second-rate troll, though. Apparently I can't
generate
excitement, I have to have it handed to me and then I sort of conduct it. I'm Herbert von Karajan, not Beethoven.

Did you see that up above, Morris referred to you as a mischievous narrator? I love that descriptor for you! That’s exactly how I think of you!

LOL, probably not too many people outside our board know about that!

I read that as Novi sorcerer and thought you were Mayor Shredder.

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As a legitimate, self-professed pagan and witch, I demand to be added.
Please.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.

hey!! how are u?
suck it.

Mischievous Narrator is a perfect descriptor for him!

He’s on the ropes. I have more faith in Mike Tyson’s current comeback than I do in Bentley
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Bentley is a mischievous narrator. He needs content to discuss.

suck it.

Do you remember when Bentley was funny?
Me neither.
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

nice meltie.
suck it.

Ok, not sure how this is going to be received, but I'll try my best.
Please stop replying to me when you have nothing to say. I get a notification, which I either have to click, or delete, both of which are time consuming, and since I have a lot to do, winning the internet and locking down, it's no small intrusion into my day.
Thank you.

oh boi
@Hitler II
suck it.

Heinrich Himmler