If you said loinscloth you would be more correct in terms of usage, but people would still look at you funnily. It's like saying "you can see his buttcracks."

Only when one says loincloth (the word comes up a few times a week in my circles), but then it's a different word so I guess that doesn't count.

Oh come on, Bentz! Don't be such a martyr! I'm sure some of the kind folks here could give you plenty of better reasons for you to off yourself.

Please don’t! We need your pro prose!

I know you're only here out of pity, but I don't care. I'm so devastated by Horatio's parody thread getting more responses than my "best film" thread that I just want to end it all!

True. But when we buy meat, it’s a tender loin. I wonder why that is?