The other day my 4 year old was sitting in a laundry basket and she said “I’m laundry” and I died.

Food!
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Zap Rowsdower! Yeah, baby!

Here, have a drink.
Shit! That didn't work.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Why does our senior engineer keep looking at his phone and laughing? If it wasn't for social distancing we'd go up to him and slap him upside the head!

No kidding.

I've got plenty of videos for my own purposes, thank you very much.
OK, I've gotta take a break. All this rapid fire replying is going to get me in trouble.

I had two different people pm me his picture and more without me even asking for it lol

You've seen him? Or did you just look at a potato and let your imagination run free?

Lol oh yeah
I'm not going to make anymore potato jokes (I think that was my only one and I felt bad lol). I mean his face is pretty normal anyway and people should be focusing on how crappy his personality is -there's more than enough material there

don’t potatoes have lots of eyes?

Oh! Well I don't know. Maybe he wants to become one of us. I'm ok with it but we need a system to condition him to be less of an idiot. Positive and negative reinforcement. Possibly also a shock collar

But he came into one of Horatio's threads yesterday, attacked another soapboxer, and left without saying anything to the TWDers!

He's too stupid to get scared off. I'm sure he'll stumble in here, claiming he invented all our jokes. We aren't lucky enough for him to poof forever lol

The sad thing is I think we've scared him off and he won't be coming here to yell at us any more. I shall miss him.

Lol no! I don't care if he thinks I'm twiz
I heard he only hates twiz because she's had to delete his posts which is just part of her duties as a mod. So he calls her horrible names.
Severe little punk bitch behavior

Did you really???? You got a lot of guts, baby!

I already sent him a bunch to prove I'm not twiz but he can't see because his head is a potato and doesn't have eyes

Yeah, suck it!

Suck it, horatio!!!