Why do you have a picture of Gameboy's latest sexual conquest as your avatar?

Ho Ho Ho

Listen, son, when I do anything, I do it right. It's the same with fellatio.

I like you Morris but please dont blow Hungry to hard.
Ho Ho Ho

There's some 24 karat gold lolz in that there post of yours, sir. Thank you.
When I was a boy, just a few short decades ago, lying about something to look cool would always result in a fight with the kid who knew you were full of ****. Hungry is that kid, fighting valiantly for truth, justice and the American way.
What is it you want out of this place? What matters to you and why does it matter?

I have often found myself thinking that. But even if it were absolutely true that she's a catfish, I don't understand this obsessive desire to demonstrate it to all and sundry. I assume everyone here is lying to some degree (I actually have 2 Ph.D.s, for instance) so why is it important to establish who she is? Does hungry live on disability checks? A lot of people think so; he vehemently denies it. It doesn't make a diff to me. Were you once in love with gwync and did you offer to leave your wife for her? I've been told so, but it doesn't matter. We have to accept each other's lies, or die (to paraphrase Auden).

I'm on it.

Automobile fraud rears its ugly head again!

No evil carfisher shall escape my sight!

Academic background or vocation? I've never said you don't have a PhD.

He's been completely wrong about my academic background. But then so have you. So it's only natural I will dismiss the two of you as that pair from Dumb and Dumber.

No. You're pretty astute when it comes to sock-detection and/or catfishing.

Have you ever known me to be wrong in such matters?

Young girl? Depends on whether you believe her story or Hungry and Putin's.
There's something very unGerman about Sophie, regardless of age.

But you're so manly! Surely an alpha like you would prefer manly triumphs? It seems to me that your go-to strategy in these disputes is either to comment on something in your opponent you have decided is contemptibly feminine or to reference someone who isn't even present (someone's sick father, my wife who apparently left me). Man up, dude!

But you're pointing at yourself.
Picking on young girls? Reeks of sexism. Are you saying girls are weaker and need protecting, oh great white knight? If she doesn't like what she gets then perhaps her interests would be better served finding a new obsession. I do, and will continue to bite back.

I was referring to you, heroic one. Stop picking on young girls, dude. It's unbecoming.

Why are you melting down this time? What have I missed?

^melting down

Who else has the balls to demand an appreciation thread knowing full well he's throwing himself under the bus and begging for the butthurt masses to repeatedly back over him until they've exhausted their malicious little hearts until they explode in the unbearable ecstasy of their own agony, only to emerge completely unscathed on the far side of the world?
Fucking nobody.
I may even throw back a few shots and dance a little jig into the sea of tears where I will proceed to drown myself into a euphoric state of ultra consciousness.
hungry is a true mastermind in every sense of the word.
Enjoy.

Eeeeeeeek!

The people at GD can seeeeee you!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

that's great. You should make one that we can bookmark to use on everyone.
If also like to hear, "I have to laugh" in a robot voice lol

Dang it! It was a text to speech thing that said. "Thank you, Bee. That really means a lot to me. I hope you find the answers you're looking for. Please shut up."