interesting lol
He cares about these helpless mortals?

Actually 2 Hungry The Zero accounts existed before my version lol.

hi mechanic u gave urself away by mentioning hungry the zero many times in ur posts
He cares about these helpless mortals?

I've eaten lots of cock meat sandwiches.

EricaRene-Price loves
Elk Tartare!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

-Thirsty- said...
You sound like a true friend and a real hoot. We should ride Elk and hunt Beaver sometime
I'm eager to hunt beaver. Riding Elk also sounds very nice, as long as she's up for it.

dbentley666 said...
No, I'm Bacchus. Potbelly, long hair, drinks a lot, hangs out with maenads.
You sound like a true friend and a real hoot. We should ride Elk and hunt Beaver sometime

-Thirsty- said...
Ah yes, Pan is most likely my father as I was born inside a willow tree. If I’m Pan, are you Rumplestiltskin?
No, I'm Bacchus. Potbelly, long hair, drinks a lot, hangs out with maenads.

dbentley666 said...
Generic nature god. My favourite version is from The Wind in the Willows!
Ah yes, Pan is most likely my father as I was born inside a willow tree. If I’m Pan, are you Rumplestiltskin?

-Thirsty- said...
There are so many variations of Pan, but I do believe I am one of them. Which one were you thinking of?
Generic nature god. My favourite version is from The Wind in the Willows!

dbentley666 said...
You're not Rambo, you're Pan!
There are so many variations of Pan, but I do believe I am one of them. Which one were you thinking of?

-Thirsty- said...
Thank you. I will play this as I fish the streams for salmon tonight with my spear
You're not Rambo, you're Pan!

dbentley666 said...
This one might also work. It's by Lehar and is about a wood nymph called Vilja…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_e8g4LhAOA
Thank you. I will play this as I fish the streams for salmon tonight with my spear

This one might also work. It's by Lehar and is about a wood nymph called Vilja…

Next time you engage in the act of love outside be sure to play this and watch her melt in your arms as you conceive a child of the wood.

No, but I've had plenty of outdoor sex (usually on rocks or grass or dried stream beds in the forest). No asphodel, alas.

I’m only 14 but growing up in The Wild has taught me how to enjoy the serene pleasures of life. Have you ever lain with a forest nymph?

You have excellent taste (in music as in equestrian pleasures)!

Only if my life depended on it. He has protected me numerous times from wild Grizzlies, Kodiaks, wolves and mountain lion. Once he’s bloodied his horns I’ve found this song helps soothe his spirit.

Would you eat him if he went slower than you wished, Santa Rambo?

Yes. They’re very similar to reindeer but larger. I own one, his name is Wilkins and I ride him through the forest under the full moon on wintry, snow swept nights.

Yes, I know. I could have looked it up. But I like these stray spots of ignorance to remain unspoiled, like virgin forest spared by the woodcutter.
Looks like a reindeer.

You don’t know what an elk is?!
https://images.app.goo.gl/D2UsDkMRmfz8zL376

Don't even know what an elk is. Is it like a deer? Also, are you Rambo?