Bee said...
Steve lake would probably say we're even less in number than two dozen!
I kind of want this to happen. If this board became a crime docu-series it would be even bigger and gayer than tiger king!
You would have to narrate
I think me, you, and Bentley should have a ‘real life meet up,’ as they say. There’s an awesome food truck out back behind the landfill called The Shed that serves delicious bat tacos. What do you two say?
@dbentley666

dbentley666 said...
There have been many serial killers in history: Jack the Ripper, the Son of Sam, the Boston Strangler….the list goes on. But perhaps the most deadly, the most perfectly disguised, and the most innocuous-looking of these monsters who walk around us unrecognized and unsuspected was the man known simply as
GoldenHoratio
. Over a period of thirty years he is estimated to have tortured, killed and buried over two hundred geese, dogs, and ducks–and over two dozen innocent and trusting message board posters who looked up to him and heeded his call when he asked them for a "real-life meet-up" in downtown Chicago. Their meet-up ended tragically. None of them was ever seen again. This is their story.
Steve lake would probably say we're even less in number than two dozen!
I kind of want this to happen. If this board became a crime docu-series it would be even bigger and gayer than tiger king!
You would have to narrate

There have been many serial killers in history: Jack the Ripper, the Son of Sam, the Boston Strangler….the list goes on. But perhaps the most deadly, the most perfectly disguised, and the most innocuous-looking of these monsters who walk around us unrecognized and unsuspected was the man known simply as
GoldenHoratio
. Over a period of thirty years he is estimated to have tortured, killed and buried over two hundred geese, dogs, and ducks–and over two dozen innocent and trusting message board posters who looked up to him and heeded his call when he asked them for a "real-life meet-up" in downtown Chicago. Their meet-up ended tragically. None of them was ever seen again. This is their story.

Mass graves of geese, ducks, headless dogs, and all of us eventually.
Horatio's story is getting darker and darker lol

Sick little puppy! God knows what he buries in those landfill sites!

He used to talk about watching ducks rape each other too -probably why he loves your poem

He watches headless dog porn. He'll go blind if he isn't careful.

That's because your eyes are blurry

Well that’s not how I see it.

Bentley asked us to stop talking about him
because
it's driving Donna crazy

I saw it when I went to imgur to post this.

Ahhhh
I looked at it again to see if I imagined how gross it was. I thought maybe I'd realize it's head was just turned. But it's awful! You're the worst

No, I didn’t. I wish! It’s apparently a three legged dog scratching his back, but I think it’s just a three legged dog that’s been photoshopped to be headless.

Did you make that picture?! What's wrong with you?!!!!!!

Good lord! That's hungry after he lost his head in our argument yesterday!

I thought you made this thread because Donna said she was so sick of you two.
Also, please enjoy.

Lol i like the way it looks now. Like I'm passionately saying no one will stop me -not even Bentley himself!
I won't ignore you, I know you're not bongo

Thanks, but I edited my post. I'm not an idiot, because it was perfectly acceptable to read your post the way I had.
There's no need to ignore me now, not that you were going to anyway.

Never!!!

I read that as somebody other than Bentley trying to stop you.

Bentley asked us to stop talking about him. I think it's upsetting people. But everyone here loves him

Is somebody saying you can't talk to Bentley? Is there a jealous ex-lover of his here or something?

You're welcome.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Thank you, I appreciate that