Of course I did! And I definitely giggled and made sure my invisible wife didn’t wake up.

all serious? With the pause in between? I bet it felt bad ass

I just said that out loud

Lol
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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

"It's not just my name. It's what I do."

He probably says it like James bond
The name's pound. Dick pound

Yeah, he's a perv. "Do you like this Dick Pound? Tell me how much you like this Dick Pound, sugartits."

you know he loves it

"Say my name."
"Dick Pound."
"Mmm, yeah, baby."

He wants people to say it. He's a freak

It's actually Dick Ide!

When I search for Dick Wadd, I get porn results.
This Dick Wadd has a LinkedIn page:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/dick-wadd-4426697a
Experience
Shaft Head
Jan 2012 – Present
8 years 4 months
Corky's Success Camp
CEO
Mar 1999 – May 2011
12 years 3 months

It's actually Dick Ide
I found a commercial!

David Letterman bonded over many years with most famous gas station attendant in Saskatchewan, the irreplaceable Dick Assman.

I remember seeing commercials for a car dealership and the owner was named Dick Eyed.

Oh yeah
That reminds me of "Samantha Stanky" on The Simpsons, although obviously she wasn't real.

Sorry, that was from my workspeak, spilling over into here…
I had a university roommate with the last name Smellie, and everyone called him 'Smell'. People would come up to him and ask 'Hey great nickname! What's the story behind it?'. If he wasn't keen on the person he'd say 'well, that's my ****ing name!!'.

I'm pretty sure I saw a guy on TV once with the name "Dick Wadd."
Wasn't there another funny last name you mentioned years ago, and you knew the person with the name?
Also, lol at "mitigate." If you watch the news, you'll hear "mitigate" and "mitigation" 100 times a day.

When I first started working, there was a senior executive in the organization named Dick Ballhorn.
I used to think '?!? Whatthefuck, 'Dick Ballhorn?!'…no way…shouldn't you at least go by Richard, or Rich, just to mitigate this?'

That is an excellent question, but I have no clue.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Dick Pound is a spokesperson for the Olympic Committee or something along those lines. Since his last name is Pound, everyone wants to know why he doesn't go by another name, like Richard or Rick.

I thought that was going to be a gay porn star for sure. Canadian lawyer?!

Dick Pound
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