Leaves work great
Ho Ho Ho

Careful Vlad, she's all out of wipeable paper products. She might turn her butt on you.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

I’ll cough and infect you. The **** you gonna do then old lady
Stop.

Shut your ugly face up right now or else.

i love this gif
suck it.

All of us must learn to create paper ourselves. I hear Donna can do this using her natural digestive process. Amazing,
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

You know, I heard that too.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

All of us must learn to create paper ourselves. I hear Donna can do this using her natural digestive process. Amazing,
Stop.

An interesting suggestion, but I think I'll pass. Besides, I have plenty of everything.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

This is so clearly a Crystal sock! Crystal always made posts like this. Good sleuthing!

Yeah, but people touch them napkins. Which in turn, means they're touching your you know what.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Grab napkins at fast food places.
I asked her if she liked it.
She said "Stupid movie."

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Your mother and your father.

You people.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Shut your stupid ****ing mouth right now or else.

I traveled to a "ghetto" part of town to get toilet paper. Normally those grocery stores run out on the 1st and 15th of the of the month. And since 'them people' like to sleep in and hate rain, I was there when the store opened at 7am sharp. Tons of meat and toilet paper. I bought about 60+ rolls of toilet paper and about 50lbs of meat and produce. Word to the wise, if you need **** now, go to the worst possible neighborhood and stock up!
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Aside from my "normal" supply, I have two 30 = 60 packs of TP down in my basement
"bunker".
I also have food, water, medicine, a battery operated radio, a crank operated radio, candles, matches, a flashlight, weapons and ammo. I keep all of this on hand just for emergencies.
So I'm doing just fine.
Note: I don't drink coffee, so I have no coffee filters.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Yes I have a detachable shower. I think, must people who do, after rubbing the bar of soap between their cheeks, likes to hoes down in that area with it.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Hi PE
Ho Ho Ho

Do you have a detachable shower head by chance? Is it long enough to reach to the toilet?
If so, insert the shower head inside the toilet, with you sitting there, aiming at your anus and turn it on. Make sure it's on the stream setting.
Go back and forth to get all of your crack. Now, you've cleaned all fecal residue off your crack. Now use a coffee filter/whatever to dry off the water, only need one.
It's common sense. Great way to save the paper.
If you don't have a detachable, lay on the bathtub floor and spread your legs back, turn on the water wear it directly pours onto your anus. You may also rub soap or whatever else you want to do there. Now, get out, use TP/filter to dry, and you're done.
Or simply hop in the shower, turn around, bend over, spread your cheeks, with water hitting your anus. Fin and done.
Thank me later.
You all have a bathroom with actual access to a faucet that shoots out high pressure WATER and it never occurred to anyone to use it to clean their ass after a ****. Oi vey.

They're probably still available to buy
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

I went through those pretty quick. heh.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Get some flushable wipes
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana