If the streetlight is coronavirus versus Lake, my money's on Lake. The WHO should have thought of this a month ago.

am i ur enemy
suck it.

None of them are my enemies.
Donna is irrelevant.
Itty is a tumor on the body of society.
Rocket is a mentally retarded hick from the sticks.
The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

The coronavirus will target only your enemies?

Cause we are all going to get it. People like Donna and Rocket and Itty will all die from it.
I will survive it.
The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

In the dollar stores! Wipe your ass with genuine Kentucky bluegrass while listening to Chet Atkins!

And the rich kids will make fun of the poor kids for using cheap grass. There will be knock off Kentucky bluegrass circulating around for those who want to look kewl but can't afford it

Real men will go on safari to Africa to wipe their asses on elephant grass (preferably within sight of hungry lions). Effete metrosexuals will buy scented herbs attached to a sanitized plastic pad.

My God! BRB I have to go do a million lunges now…and buy a different body
But you're right again of course. Soon you'll see the youths saying only boomers use Bermuda grass. Meanwhile the hipsters won't be caught dead wiping their butts with anything other than Timothy grass

It's ghastly! One would imagine that the greatest threat to Western civilization was unwiped asses! Just rub your butts on the grass already. Once people get used to it and everyone is doing it we'll have YouTube clips where Taylor Swift will show you how to do it and look really kewl while doing it.
https://c.wallhere.com/photos/ff/51/Sasha_Blaze_women_sneakers_grass_wall_squatting_ass_one_piece_swimsuit-271222.jpg!d

I'm of the same mind, my dear Bentley. Same mind indeed. All this talk of hand sanitizer and toilet paper is in incredibly bad taste. Very lowbrow. Very common

When you steal the last roll of Toilet Paper
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Thank you! One must ignore illness and human frailty in a well-bred way, otherwise we are no better than animals.

Lol oh yeah they do!!!

us
suck it.

Yassssss! We'll calm the peoples

same
suck it.

I think people are just nervous.
But I will try and make some vulgar threads that have nothing to do with the coronavirus

they already made a movie about this: Contagion
suck it.

They are already planning a movie about this. The global pandemic can only be stopped by an eccentric scientist (maybe an ancient Jeff bridges or Richard Dreyfuss), a dynamic young physiologist (Emma stone) and a disenchanted ex US Marine (Mark Wahlberg). They are helped by a muscular moron with no discernible skills (The Rock). The Coronavirus turns out to be the work of a single man who hates America, Mohammed bin Liner (played by Ben Kingsley with an atrocious Arab accent). When he is shot the virus mysteriously disappears.

I'm done for now making topics about it until tomorrow morning.
I'm thinking of starting up my Sims game again after having abandoned playing it almost a year ago after my game files were hacked by a custom code made by someone from EA games. My sims did whatever the code wanted them to do in free will mode. The result were actions that I have done myself in real life or actions that make my sim self destruct.

Mr. Smith‍️

South park is going to have a field day with the whole toilet paper hand sanitizer thing. I could already see it now the episode of someone selling it like they're selling drugs.
The crown is mine!

Only due to lack of toilet paper.
Stop.

Because folks are ****ting their pants already
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home