I'm trying to count how many men I've left…
Yeah, I did more breaking up. Usually, the guy won't accept it and he tries hanging on. I'm such a difficult woman. I dunno why that is either. Like an hour ago, I know this older man who works at a store close to my home. He asked me tonight when I was going to call him for our date. I felt like an awful person for not calling him sooner.

I must've been through about a million girls
I'd love 'em and I'd leave 'em alone

True. Love 'em and leave 'em.

Men don't want to be the bad guy so they say nothing
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Slutiness is next to godliness.

You like to be bashed full in the pubic area???? Goddamit, what a slut you are, madam!

I'm too bashful to say it in public!

I
have
to ask: what's the favourite way?

That's my second-favorite way to do it!

Can I bend you over a table and do it?

Parody me harder!