No
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

I've no idea, you'd best ask those around here who see triggerings and meltdown in their sleep
Ding Dong
!

Is this you being triggered?

You might think that you are safe behind that screen but you better watch out!
Ding Dong
!

A bipedal human being? You must be Chinese,then. 430 million bicycle owners!

In what way does their weirdness manifest itself?
I cannot speak for Figaro but my uniqueness is that I am the everyday common man with nothing particular to my character to stand out from anyone else.
What do they look like?
I am a bipedal human being.
Are they dangerous when triggered?
All human beings can be dangerous when triggered.
Do they have families, or are they constantly attended by sturdy male nurses with tasers?
I have genetic heritage if that's what you are asking. No attendants to be seen around me at the moment.
Do they have lucid moments or are they permanently in a fog of rage?
I would infer that perception is in the eye of the beholder and that one person's "Fog of rage" is another's complete lack of noticing them
Ding Dong
!

Where's Phoq anyway?
bongo is here i saw him
my forehead makes people call me down syndromed 4 israel

Juan Kerr is an intelligent and witty poster, a true asset to the board!
Figaro is just
bat **** crazy!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/3288786/

Mkay

That was very witty!

I'm not doing very well at it all. I think that's a great thing.

ok sugar
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Do you have any idea how difficult it is for normal people to pick up social cues from online sociopaths and whatnot?

Touché
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Yes I see that.

*humour
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

I was just trying to match your humor. I guess I missed the mark?

LOL are you insinuating the professor is some sort of retard?
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

I thought he used both hands to write with.

Don’t ask him what his other hand is doing
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Mkay

Thank you, Donna. I am taking notes as we speak.

If you're really asking which one of those two posters are sicker in the head, I'd say that Juan Kerr is sicker in the head than Figaro.