Brilliant! Gotta be Orson.

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Listen up bitches it's ****ing Conor McShredder
An intellectual like Shredder manly as **** like McGregor
I am ****in filmboards bitches I'm in charge
I'll take ye all down even if yer JMH large
Pop Actor, Bentley, Stygian yell all do nuttin
I'm fillet steak yer all just ****in mutton
Yer all jealous of an elite military hero
Ye sit there vegetatin on yer keyboards achievin zero
I'm the nigga that took down the Iraqis
All while wearing my cheap Pakistani khakis
Last 3 years I been ****ed up on gear
Still ****in lots of bitches unlike you queers
Got a problem bitch GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
Given daily beatdowns more savage than Bongo
And that little bitch Mate the ****in drongo
Politics, stand up, pornos I done it all
Time yall get on yer knees bitches an suck my balls

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Stupid rule about 25 posts before I post a link?

Sure, he plays rugby. He's the waterboy for the team. This is his facebook:

He's quite pitiful.
I wonder how hard he tries to impress people in his real life. He applies a lot of effort here, so I guess he must spend every waking hour seeking validation on the mean streets of Novi. Like, by entering a popularity contest or something? An election, perhaps?

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Everyone deserves to see it.

Can't post pictures without his permission. I laughed but I had to delete it.

That's not doxxing. It's Shredder. Who cares about that midget?

No doxxing please

LOL! Dumb midget.

When Shredder says he plays rugby
… he forgets to mention that prop forward is a position wholly unsuited to stick thin dwarves. Being of such a slight build would lead to all kinds of compression injuries, especially in his neck, due to his duties in the scrum. Hookers are human rhinos. Had he claimed to have been a scrum half or fly half, it would have been more believable.
Either he's lying or he plays for a team full of misfits and retards against teams full of misfits and retards, where the rules of the game have been dumbed down to keep them all safe. Maybe he plays in a veterans' league, where the rest of the players have missing limbs?
Hey, Shredder. Does the ball have a bell in it, by any chance?

Reported for doxxing! Gilbert Cooze Ramen is now fair game….

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Silly me. I should have known!

I thought that was clear.