dbentley666 — 7 years ago(October 09, 2018 10:08 PM)

One of my neighbors attacked me with a futon. I took him down, disarmed him with some bad stand-up and then left his apartment.
He called the cops on me for mattresside.
The cops show up, as they are talking to me, they see the wadding on my arms and legs. So they leave, go to him and asked him a few questions.
Two minutes later, the cops asked me if I wanted to press charges for mattresside on my neighbor.
I laughed. Talk about irony.