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You mean "thank you."
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Klam wanted the sexy time and so I made an historic exception.
excuse me
have you milked your prostate today?

Impressive ….. most impressive

Vlad. said...
I have enough humility to admit that I'll never be quite as in touch with the female body as charming cannibal.
have you milked your prostate today?

I have enough humility to admit that I'll never be quite as in touch with the female body as charming cannibal.
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I ****ed Areola, textually, and spanked her bare ass while angrily reciting your posts to her. She came four times in one hour.
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More like one inch breh

Monicah said...
no it doesn't lmao
That's only because you've studied it up close. Prior to inspection, to some, it resembles an intimidating erection.
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Let's not overcomplicate this, honey. Thirsty was the rap Putin.
My penis looks bigger than 6.5.
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But the rap post has both types of apostrophes, which means you probably typed it in Word and then fixed the "curly" apostrophes, but you missed a few and they're still in the post. So you are the one who wrote that post. Busted! You should've used the Find and Replace tool in Word to replace the queer apostrophes.
Also, why do you feel like you need to "compensate" for 6-7"?

Oh, and the apostrophe. Definitely me. Thirsty uses it in all his post's (see how stupid it looks?).
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Let's see. 6-7 inches when happy, check. Superior ass, check. Ever present and epic bulge that looks intimidating in business attire, that was me.
Washington was one of my favored accounts
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Sounds about right.
Who was behind this post?

Count Rob, Countess Nica, and I, Vlad, would often feed together. Our
brood
would suck the life from many a board, infecting and corrupting its very essence, until the souls of our victims became black with rot and decay. Bugaboo!
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I was trying to figure out what it meant before I realized it was a typo, and then I noticed you fixed it. I thought maybe you meant you fed on us like vampires.

Well, we often would feed together, TWD and I. Then we would feud. Like an Italian family. Pop understands.
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I saw that typo

You never got into that account. I remember as I was feuding with TWD board at about that time, although Klam wanted the sexy time and so I made an historic exception.
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It was my post. Remember some of us shared that account?

This was thirsty. One of his finer Putin posts.
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My endgame was to ensnare every poster who visited the game of thrones board in to participating in the Neverending Social Experiment (NSE).
I **** you not. My goal was always to **** with everyone's heads in a multitude of novel ways. In truth, however, NSE is more Jazz than classical music, more art than science. Few will truly comperehend NSE, hungry would get it. One must understand chaos to truly understand NSE, but conversely, one must know order to truly appreciate the brilliance of the Neverending Social Experiment, which my phone brilliantly autocorrected to "experience." Thank you, Pixel, baby. Neverending social experience.
The chaotic side of the force, and the orderly… Nimda understands Order. hungry, the chaos. Now you see why Filmboards is the heir apparent to IMDb message boards. It is the best means through which the NSE will survive and incorporate more souls into my grand design…. My End Game.
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