That's very cool. You should become highly autistic and save all threads
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*Ashamed
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On an unrelated note:

I've never been filthy and/or sexual in my life!

All your vegetable and fruit threads turned out to be quite filthy and sexual. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

I'm not sure how many threads I have, but they go back over five years.
They're not actually screencaps, since I saved threads as htm files. It only took a couple seconds to save a thread that way. Since they're htm files, the threads still look exactly how they looked on IMDb (so I can do things like click links in threads and put the cursor over the spoiler bars to see spoilers), and if I'm looking for a certain post, I can search the folder for the text; I can search for the text in thread titles, posts usernames, sigs, etc. I can also search for specific dates. I just open the htm files and then make screencaps of the threads when I want to post them.
Wow, 88 replies:

I'm told Bongo's archives consisted mostly of photo's of female posters that he frequently posted without their permission, and GIFs (of which there were many).

Crystal how many screen caps do you have in your archives? Surely the total rivals that of bongo himself
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Lol. Jaa Phanom!
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I spread the rumour that she looked exactly like Tony Jaa. Many people believed it (though of course I hadn't seen any pics of her). She must have been quite hurt.

Not mine.
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Oh my
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No wonder she hated me!

Mine, you silly woman. I could hardly ask some random guy if I could write my name on his balls and take a picture of it, could I?

Whose testicle was it?

I'm lying, of course. Klam never sent me any pics, though I foolishly sent her a blurry image of a single testicle with "Bentley" written on it in indelible ink.

That's private! Delete it!

That's a shame.
We are all imperfect creatures, my friend. In a real sense, we are all in this together. Whatever has cum between you and these two women, I do hope it is one day resolved, and you can all be at peace on the successor site to Filmboards, PleasantDiscussions.com.
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Well, I assumed it was a form of teasing. You know, you'll get the complete set if you behave. Since I never did (get the set) I assume my conduct fell short of true excellence.

I don't know, Bentley. Did you ever send anyone a picture of just one of your two balls, or perhaps one half of your penis? Surely there is a thought process behind these things.
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Yes, both MoB and Klam were, in their different ways, fascinating and attractive women. Klam, for some reason I have never been able to fathom, only showed me one of her (majestic) breasts. Perhaps it was to enhance the myth that she was a modern-day Amazon.

Every day at 801am EST for 200 days. I did this with bongo and ballz, as well, at 804am CST and 805am CST, respectively. OCD enablers, the lot of them
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