Remember that time Twiz rejected you and you threw a fit?
That was hilarious!
so, why is it, again, that a cool dude like yourself with an awesome life hits up on, and is in turn totally rejected by, every chick on an internet movie database, and failing that desperately takes to dating sites looking for love? Does not compute.
Enjoy.
Bring. More. Sheep.

I don't see a problem with them using the internet as a sounding board for their own misery. Look, I live a cool life. Cooler than even I imagined it would become five years ago when I first ventured to these boards. If they need to ridicule me to feel better about themselves, no skin off my bones. I just ignore the ones I don't want to address, and address the ones that I do want to address.

Bongo's straight. Dude has a wife. Not bad for her age either.
It's ironic. The people seen as losers on here are probably the more well-adjusted in real life. Shit, as messed up as I am, even I qualify. At least I'm not using unprovoked cruelty to make myself feel better about myself.

when u put on your skirt do u let bongo hide behind it and does he repay you with sexual favors hehe

I do have one, contrary to popular belief.