Vlad. — 8 years ago(January 15, 2018 01:58 AM)

Legend has it that during the Fall of Crystal's Board, dbentley concocted a magickal potion to grant Klam eternal life online. Such was his dark mechanizations that the life essence of The Klam was transported into infinite sock accounts spanning the whole of the internet.
Little did you know it, but Doctor Bentley also fed the potion to his servant TSP, a rival of The Klam during the Great War of Old IMDb. An Elder Troll from Old IMDb, TSP sought to dominate both the GOT and TWD boards using nothing but her sock accounts and her pair of mighty breasts. It is thought that the Mighty Mange, Penile Paladin hailing from TWD board, had slain the wretched beast. Evidently, we were all fooled by the sinister Doctor Bentley.
Doctor Bentley's endgame was to elevate both The Klam and TSP to the status of Troll Immortals. I read about this on Mangician J. fitz's secret Facebook chat rooms, which she had no idea I have full access to >:) .
Low and behold, it is stated in the Book of Anonymous Maximus and the Scrolls of Sacred Pete that The Klam will regains its full power using the Potions of Bentlis and the Elixir of Manginus, as will the TSP itself, and they shall form an eternal struggle that will usher in the final days of the internet in 100 years. It is said that the eternal battle between Bongoman and VHS, which has now spanned at least 4 boards, 2 continents, and 10 years, is really a proxy war between these two dark entities. So will it be with you all.
Stop.