I suggest taking off 3 or 4 days monthly or at least brush your teeth before kissing mom.

I really hope there's some sort of dialogue like this in S2 of Stranger Things. I want Dustin to outline in painstaking detail why Will's mother's pussy is "the tightest sh-t he's ever had."

That reminds me of someone's little brother who skateboarded with me and my friends a long time ago. He kept talking about all the mad pussy he gets, and how he liked big pussy. I laughed and told him you want it tight. This little 4'10 ft cum stain said he needed big pussy to fit his big dick.
Don't ever be more of an adult than you need to be.
-Me

Surprised he didn't say your mom's pussy.
Don't ever be more of an adult than you need to be.
-Me

There's still time.
All she has to do is drop some dirt on somebody.

Bless your heart!
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You're actually pretty funny if we overlook the obnoxious spamming that makes me want to beat your head in with a lead pipe!
Shame the boards won't live long enough for you to become a valued member of the (gag) community.

That's it! I'm callin' the ASPCA!
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*-Mange