I'm running out of options so i'll take it. What's the address and when can I expect the ticket to arrive? I prefer first class because i'm a classy guy but i'll take coach if you can't afford to treat me the way in which I have become accustomed in life thanks to my doting mother.
For The Comedy Tour 2016 : Bring More Weed

pics?

oh f-ck I forgot what a raging liberal he is. I clicked on that and instantly got vagina cancer.

https://twitter.com/tasarlai

No basement, sorry, I live in an apartment
I have an outside storage closet that you might fit in, but if you're as big as that google earth photo still you're not gonna fit

He better keep his hands off my Mole Men or there's going to be big trouble.
If you really missed me perhaps you could uh accommodate me in your basement for awhile?
My dad got his hours cut back at work and he's threatening to evict me again if I don't get a job soon. He contends that at my age and with my phd I should have a job by now, but he doesn't understand how tough it is to find a job with just a political science degree and being incredibly handsome (that only takes you so far). There's only like 3 jobs available in that area and you have to wait for one of the elder generations to die off completely before any new openings come up.
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Ty! I missed you!
I'm glad he's helping with the sewers. He seems like the right man for the job. I wouldn't worry about The Mole Men, Winnie is like the pied piper for those guys.

He's busy working on the backed up sewers below my basement. The Mole Men have become nervous by what they communicate to me as being "outside intereference" and I believe a plot may be under way to eat him, but i'm a little rusty on my Molemanese so they may have just invited him upstairs for a snack.
My mom is going to be so pissed! She hates the Mole Men enough, but inviting Winfield upstairs for cookies and milk may really be pushing her good nature to the breaking point.
For The Comedy Tour 2016 : Bring More Weed

Libel is always funny.
The Lion Does Not Give A F-ck. Bring More Sheep.

he was arrested for child pornography and rape attempts

I badly need to show him when I dressed up as him for Halloween.

His last post was in January, I don't think he even knows the boards are shutting down.
"I haven't been this excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta."