Phaenon — 2 years ago(March 21, 2024 05:39 PM)

Finn goes undercover as a Nazi general at Hitler's side They make sure that the battle against for Axis against the allies goes to plan.
Poe flies around with Tom Hardy at Dunkirk in an X-Wing and they exchange stories about liquorish and absinthe over the radio while taking out Nazi ships. They see Tommy on a boat beneath them, shivering his soldier uniform off, and then WHAMMO! he's gone in a flash off light…who knows where? (We do, he's off to meet his twin brother to take down Arthur in a galaxy far, far away - and a long time ago).
Rose shows up as Tokyo Rose and gets on the jollies with the fellas flying and great gags were had by all.
Dexter Jettster is now Winston Churchill and he is using his extra arms to fight them on the beaches. Alfred from Batman Begin in there too, but he's crying into a tiny glass of Fernet Branca. Kenneth Branagh shows up with Harry Styles and says that this is no a Marvel universe owned by Disney and so Barry Keoghan turns around and says he's meant to be the Joker and DC makes more money than Marvel.
A big fight breaks out but Matthew McConaughey and Milla Jovovich show up and it turns into a multi-universe crossover gig where anything goes.
It ties nicely into the new Star Wars movie
Ding Dong
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