116. Despite inventing this blue light technology, the aliens haven't yet discovered thermal heat detection yet, so you'll have no problem hiding behind the kitchen unit - or behind a blind in fact.

115. If making a good film ever crossed your mind DON'T DO IT! Make this instead, there's monies to be made.

112. Fighter jets can shoot straight at you and not hit you, instead hitting what's behind you, for example a big alien monster.
113. Newsreaders are most in danger during alien invasions.
114. It can take up 2 days for aliens to finally pluck up the courage to properly inspect buildings that they've been circling in all that time.

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lol! I guess I'm not the only one who noticed that
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111. aliens just have to get the 2 main characters' brain, the entire LA population is not enough and they even send the mothership to suck up these two
     Not enough brains in the entire LA population (O.J. Simpson, Rodney King incident and Raiders to name a few.)
     I have 2 sets of twin boys, Pete & Repete and Mark & Remarkable

100. when you try to do something dirty with your sexy assistant, make sure that you do it in the tiniest toilet in the house, despite you have an entire penthouse, and make sure that you let her photo it with a giant SLR camera just in case you still think there is too much room inside and operating it is not heavy at all.
101. during alien invasion, make sure that you offer others for help after they have loaded everything (just two suitcases) inside their car, it makes you a better human being
102. during alien invasion, after you have loaded your suitcases inside your car, you stay there with all the car doors open till the others come back, and scream with them for the effect
103. apparently, the human beings inside the giant alien mothership not only can survive a nuclear attack, but still alive and screamingwith their brains intact
104. if you see a fighter crashing towards you at 400mph, stay exactly where you are, and you know it will somehow flip over and hit the alien behind you, killing it and splash only half a dozen debris around you, you wont even notice anything
105. no matter which direction you run, there will ALWAYS an alien waiting for you, but when you look in the telescope, there is only a handful running around in the city streets
106. and remind the guy that is opening the door, to open the door
107. and after you run in slow motion in a giant circle, make sure you go back to exactly where you started
108. make sure that the men do all the watching and stay up all night, let the women sleep, they surely dont know how to keep a safety watch
109. the white light can only suck you in if you face it
110. it is very easy to unplug a washing machine in a fully fitted kitchen without any tools and within a few seconds
111. aliens just have to get the 2 main characters' brain, the entire LA population is not enough and they even send the mothership to suck up these two

Actually, there was no black woman stupid enough to be part of this moviehaha!!

#99. Apparently there IS such a thing as aliens, but there's NO such thing as a black woman.

Did I really need the movie to tell me #64?

RE #59 - the telescope in the apartment was connected to the TV, that's where the footage came from.
SPAZZTIC BLURR!!!

No You lighten up.. Even the best movies have their "What the beep and "No way in hell" moments. We're just having fun with the "You dumbass"-ness of this one.
I'm rather indifferent in my feeling towards the film. It was a decent way to waste an afternoon. But, I have no interest in seeing it again.

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You can easily fool an Alien by pretending to light your cigarette when actually you are causing a huge gas explosion eventually.
When running from peril, hold hands, you'll be able to run much quicker.

Apparently, some aliens look like man-eating vaginas.
Lol lol
Wow, that was beep gold!
This was just my take on things, and I like to take it all.

96. Even a movie like this gem is hard pressed to deliver 1000 Things to learn

96. If you want to see something that's right outside the window, use a telescope that's designed to study the cosmos.

85. If you wake up in the middle of the night and you see an inexplicably bright blue light you'll think it's morning.
86. If aliens try to hypnotize you and you manage to escape twice, you'll get superhuman strength as a bonus.
87. After an alien mother-ship kidnaps some hundred thousand (or few million) people it will take its time and go out of its way to suck out a couple more.
88. Space traveling aliens don't have any fire power whatsoever, only a blue bright light and muscle force.
89. The only guy with survival instincts will finally decide to commit suicide if the hot blonde next to him will die.
90. If you decide to blow yourself up using the gas in the kitchen be sure to have a cigarette in your mouth for dramatic effect.
91. If aliens take over your town and you're stupid enough to try and make a run for it, be sure that you'll meet other idiots like you who thought to do the same thing.
92. If the father of your unborn baby is not ready to start a family yet be sure to follow him in his suicide mission even if you think it's a stupid idea.
93. LA hotshots will always ride in an alien invaded city in style.
94. If aliens take over a huge city and kidnap everybody in sight be sure you can outsmart them by driving your way to the harbor in a convoy.
95. If hiding can save your life, make a run for it!

81. Apparently, some aliens look like man-eating vaginas.
82. Aliens don't appreciate the value of fast, expensive cars.
83. Aliens are color blind. Red brain? Eh, it's still a brain, I guess.
84. Eric Balfour isn't any better looking as an alien.

80. A long, romantic, sensual kiss is possible when being sucked by giant alien ship although others are somersaulting uncontrollably toward its centre at the speed of sound.

79. Dont stare into bright light, or you will develop "varicose veins"

78. The two "heroes" get sucked up to the mothership i.n.c.r.e.d.i.b.l.y..s.l.o.w.l.y, whereas everyone else gets the really fast suck .

75. Having your GF find pictures of you making out with your assistant that NEVER happened in the movie (theatrical release any way)
76. Aliens continuously look for people in a hotel over and over and over again in the desperate attempt to find a person once and a while instead of moving on to the millions of suburbs to be found all over the country
77. Military leaders feel that a few land troops armed with bazookas and m16s on a random un secure hotel roof will be more effective than a nuclear weapon and an efficient use of the remaining military personal left on earth